3 months old branch! And I have to resume work on it! git pull origin master ….. fuck me!!

Don't need Netflix when you have a production deployment right before a long weekend. It has failed since last two weeks due to vulnerabilities present in one of libraries(P.S. FUCK JAVASCRIPT and Post release vulnerability scans!). You have rewritten the whole functionality from scratch twice! Security gates finally open for you, welcoming with arms wide open. So you click Deploy! DAFUQ!! FUCK MY LIFE! Deployment failed! It's only a 3 hour window to deploy! You frantically re-review your code, is it me?? Not again!! It isn't! Well, why is the deployment failing, you work against the clock. Going through configs, code, documentation! WTF is it?? Should I give up and raise a support ticket? Nope! You login to the server, sifting through logs and configs, there's a couple of other tickets with today's deadline. What are you going to do? And you get a hint! You take the hunch, change the config 5 minutes before deadline!
Get merge request approved, wait for the build, hit DEPLOY!! Nail biting 3 minutes! Your eyes fixed on the logs! Building..... Pushing instances..... Starting App..... SUCCESS!!! Finish the remaining tickets! Your long weekend still exists!

Finally got the swag! After more than 2 years. Sent a mail for it to @dfox in 2016. You needed 20 upvotes to get the swag then. He sent it, but I never received. A month or so ago, was cleaning up my mailbox and came across the email, and thought would ping him again about it just for the sake of it! I finished college in 2017, got a job and moved to another city. Guess what?! He replied, gave him my updated address and he sent it again!

So thanks a lot @dfox!

Pushed on Friday.... Wish me luck!

Your code is like your face! Looking at it often it makes me laugh... But sometimes I just want to punch the shit out of it!

Yes! Our entire process sucks!

Well actually the thing is we are still fairly new at this!

What do you mean by you'll shut down the government?!! The government will go on a fucking strike!!? How the fuck does that work?!! You can't make people pass laws by blackmailing that you'll stop doing your job that's so critical to the country!! You are the fucking president!!

Indian politics and laws are not perfect either... But I can't really imagine a prime minister here pulling shit like this!! Not that if I can't imagine it can't happen... Indian politicians know how to stopping lower and lower! But dafuq is that baffoon of a leader thinking!?

Yep! This is what we are dealing with!

Made a pull request..review tonight... Deployment tomorrow night.. or morning according to new york time... Hope I don't wake up to pissed off comments in the request.

Neo4j has to be the most well documented price of software after Linux... I mean ...holy shit! It is so fucking well documented!! I actually feel ashamed of the documentation I wrote this last week..

JavaScript is shit! The only JavaScript frameworks I've liked so far is Angular 2 onwards all the way upto 5, and that's only because it's in TypeScript. Fucking JavaScript! How did it even get here!? So anything with JS, please save us all the gut wrenching, testicle crushing, ass fucking without lube pain.... fuck JavaScript!

Holy fucking shit! Coding by yourselves seem so much fucking more efficient than in a team. Fuck you team! I know you might say this makes me a bad programmer. But you know what fuck you too!

Is it just me, or are servlets and jstl awesome as fuck!

Hilarious answer guys! Experiences of a Dell field technician. Most are accidents, but did are pretty fucking stupid! Entertaining!
https://quora.com/Why-does-a-mother...

My first research publication! 😀

http://serialsjournals.com/serialjo...

Also at:

http://kaustubh.tech/docs/...

Four years of college, and so many memories! Well, 267 GBs actually! 😅

I was scared shitless while installing the windows creator, that it might shit on my grub like the anniversary update did! I had to chroot, reinstall bootloader, and run mkinitcpio to rebuild boot and kernel images. But thankfully everything went on smoothly this time!

Great new subscribe feature! Subscribed @dfox first! Thanks devrant team, great going!

@dfox how much coding is involved in SAP consulting and other jobs like this(consulting). Is it a happy job?

Last week in a nutshell!

Should have completed the sentence! Oh boy! This is gonna take some time now!

This! Semicolon be life!

I shit you not people! This advertisement is for an internship, from LinkedIn!

Thinking of naming a distro as nut. So I can do stuff in a nutshell! :p

I know! I am sorry! :D :p

Allo seems pretty interesting!

Sometimes I just look at somebody or hear them saying something ... and think.. "Your parents should have just slept that night"!

Well, finally got a personal domain to host my resume and projects. Just need some design inspiration now!
www.kaustubh.tech
The current option looks too fucking dry! Do check it out guys... And if you have any suggestion please let me know, because I am NOT a designer.

I don't think "What's the difference between a scripting and a programming language" a valid question!

OK, so I was making this website for a university event. After publishing it, I start getting calls that the registration form isn't working. So I review the code and fix the problem. But when I push it to production, the problem still persists, all this while the event management is breathing down my neck because they can't get any registration! kept on trying for the whole fucking day, switched off my phone and went to sleep! The next morning, I find out, I had been pushing the old version of the file! Yes! I felt incompetent and stupid!

Been working on a cryptographic virtual filesystem. But getting a '/0' character at the end of each block! Been debugging since ages! Any ideas or suggestions where that might be coming from?