Discussing a somewhat small and narrow website project with a customer. Then the customer asks me how I'm going to load balance it.

My initial thought was:
You mean how to loadbalance maximum 10 users??

No words...

Childhood ruined

Nice try

!rant

I just figured out you can double tap rants to give them a ++.

Group projects make me realise why Batman works alone.

80% of coding is just staring at the code thinking about how to implement a particular feature into the code...

I know that feeling. Poor you :(

I hate coffee. But because I'm a developer, people just assume I love it and don't offer me an alternative.

Aw hecks yeah!

Q: "Why isn't she committing to me?"
A: "Because you are in her .gitignore list"...

the end of an expensive era

haaahaa

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

Apparently this company doesn't know what HTML5 is or didn't care and decided to use the logo anyways...

Logic

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

Ok, crappy joke time.
"1" went to a "bar".
He came out as "0".
:P

When you look into the code of old developers with nice comments such as "What a fucking retard he is trying to book in the past". Just laught .

fixing bugs w/o any idea

What's worse than programming in php?

programming in php on Windows

Is there someone who can explain more obvious?

When I was in my second semester of college I was tasked with creating a file encrypt/decrypt program. Take in normal textfiles and spit out a new random text and symbols file. I worked on it for two weeks and read up on all different encryption types and stuff. I was so excited when it was done. After it was done compiling I tried it out on its own source code. Encrypto.c and named the output file Encrypto.c 😰 The next thing I did was google " best version control and how to use it."

Just spotted a public WiFi called "Martin Router King".

I have a stream.

You know you've succeeded as a parent/programmer when your kids start counting up from 0.

True, it is true

✅ Update Failed!

Finally closing dozens of stack overflow tabs upon completion of a project