A developer and his new projects

Okay Google

Our story start like this.

Boss: Hey programmer A, Can you implement {feature X} on this application?

Programmer A: I suggest not implement {feature X} because {negative impact of feature X}

Boss: Ok

Boss asks Programmer B.

Boss: Hey programmer B, Can you implement {feature X} on this application?

Programmer B: Of course, no problem

Programmer B asks Programmer A.

Programmer B: Hey Programmer A, Do you know how to implement {feature X} on this application? I have no idea.

Programmer A: WHAT!!! do you know that {feature X}, Will negatively impact our application?

Programmer B: Well that's our boss want, I can't say no.

Programmer A: (F**k I hate this guy)

Question to everyone, Is mental health important to you ?

Is this normal?

Everybody loves Man In The Middle jokes.

Well, everybody except Alice and Bob.
😂

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YES YES YES

May your code rest in peace!

After being hired as a PHP programmer, I have been assigned my first Java project

People want AI,ML, Blockchain implementation in their projects very badly and blindly and expect developer to just get it done no matter how stupid something sounds.

--India

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The piece of shit ‘edge’ is now available on Mac... Yippee!

I don't often post memes, but this one was good.

where is it

The fact that we can’t control all the functions and organs in our body means that we don’t have admin privileges.

Same lol

Why did I laugh at this for six solid minutes omg I’m at work

Triggered

well shit

😂😂😂😂😂

Backend API developer that doesn't admit his mistakes. Damn, he's annoying the whole team.

Basically crashed the whole app by messing up the settings for the CORS policy, and still doesn't admit it. When he fixed it, the only reply we get was "I erased the thing and put it back and it works".

WOW!

ah the family..

How that can happen?

Why people don't understand that?

Not the actual representation, but this is cute!

CS students be like...

Meeting up with @CoffeeNCode was awesome! We actually have a lot in common :D

Asked her for a selfie together so here we go:

Some love stories are immortal.

Try not to use floating point numbers in places where precision is important. Like for instance, money. Always store the base value where it makes the most sense