Run to sever room and pull on some random cables and hard drives

@Robinha Have you ever been to Germany? ':D

In Germany a lot of small hotels have similar problems. I have encountered multiple cases of "admin/admin" security at various locations. If I encounter smth like this, and there is a LAN Port in the room I always leave a small paper inside the Port with some warning for other users, so they notice it only if they try to use the LAN

I could finally host the LAN Party I always dreamed of...

@hjk101 fu** haw do me fix dis. Help. RAM not specified. Were is me ram?

TeamSpeak. Me in channel with friend. Some time ago.

Me: Gonna be back in a sec, just restarting because of performance.
Windows: Would you like to install the security update XY?
Me: Ah just a security update, why not.

Windows at startup: Pls wait while we Upgrade to Anniversary Update.

Good Meme Approved

Alt to F4. Checkmate.

jUst do:

while(RAM != 4){
RAM++;
}

just pUt in cmd.

If you want more performance than std python: just use c

Good Meme approved

@Codex404 ++ this man

compiles without errors, whats the Problem?

@irene all knobs to full power.

Smart move.

Error Names are easier to discuss in development. Like imagine they've done a new feature and the guy tells his boss:

"It wont work, always the turtle bug"

instead of

"It wont work, always returns a 0x0334a1"

fking 35€ for 50 Mbit down and 10 Mbit up. I hate Germany...

@Drillan767 gold

Just mark .docx Files as a Virus in your Mail Program and if someone wants to send you one tell him that his word is broken (screenshot of virus report attached)

Worked fine for me since my Boss "programmed" everthing in EXCEL

@julkali "Image beyond 1920x1080 px? COMPRESS IT TO DEATH!"

@felbit I see you are a man of culture as well

Happy Birthday

@Gregozor2121 rly? I think Data is correct.

Wow. Killed it

Probably developed for IE 7

@sklafg Now you deserve my upvote :D

First rule of devRant if you are from germany:

Disable auto-correct. It sucks. :)

Seal of Approval saves the day.

I see. He hid a mini cd inside the floppy disk to troll everyone. smart guy.

Thats the windows paradox. If you crash while windows sends crash data it will report the crash data of the crash which doesn't exist because there is no crash data for a BSOD.

Have fun reinstallin.

PS: Don't listen to me after 3h of sleep

Tell me more. I'm interested what kind of game you are making