Bruteforce lol

The problem with automating your work so you have time for other things is that when the automation fails you have to find time to do it manually AND fix whatever is broke.

funny lol

"Not a number" is a number :/

Can all the people that do this just fuck off?

HTML: 80%

80% OF WHAT?

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Living in the middle east be like

When someone uses a *switch* statement with only 2 cases

Just got this slack from our server admin.

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

I'm watching TV and I just heard something along the lines of "The files have been wiped from the server and there was no sign of a DDOS attack. Whoever erased those files had a backdoor.".

When the API is not documented.

Well he did the right thing

To all my clients :

Only Developers will understand this!!

Never ever try something like this...

Avatar builder now live on desktop web! You can add/edit your avatar from your profile. We had a little help from our friends over at Toptal with some React work, if you're ever in need of some freelance skills you're lacking, check em out.

COOOOKKKIIIEEES!!!

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

AMD is back :D

My algorithms professor uses safari on Windows as his main browser

Product requirements created by PDM be like

Will be working on a video/animation about programmer jokes. If you any suggestions, please comment.

This is the first one we did,
https://youtube.com/watch/...

My cs class has these posters hanging all over

When XCode crashes for the third time

Have you ever been pretty sure someone's a prick just from reading his code?

Oh boy.... Here we go again.

0118999811999119725..3

Somebody remember ? ;)

Can this be true 😂

Debugging comments be like...