Oh boy.... Here we go again.

Since you didn't ask her to fuck off you want to get laid, right? Right?!

@bjorngi Obviously, there are very few things that make people willing to go through the procedure of "Look, it's like Facebook but *" and if there isn't a way to get omnipotence or immortality from it it's the only conclusion left.

@Godisalie completely wrong, he wants to get laid.

@tisaconundrum she looks good tbh. If she's crazy than I've definitely found my soulmate

@SirWindfield Yeah she's a tad crazy. Vegen and Anti-Gluten crazy.

@tisaconundrum well... Theoretically, you are meat too...

@SirWindfield Well there's your pick up line, Nice to Meat ya! I can't even vegan to express how much I like you.

@tisaconundrum better than "Can I sleep in your bed? I shit into mine" tbh

Facebook messenger doesn't have end-to-end shit. Watch me bae

@tisaconundrum vegan and anti-gluten, abort abort!

@No-one She wants to make a blue tooth connected stamper...

@bjorngi Obviously he was asking her to fuck on 😉