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AboutI'm an amateur. Don't expect me to be competent, but a noob can still enjoy programming humor.
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Skillsjs, ruby, java (all basic knowledge). I also do minecraft command blocks if anyone counts that.
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What's the difference between EOT, EOF, and EOD??? I can never decide which one to use. I see END in Heredocs a lot too...1
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So I google for a dll editor, and download the first result, don't scan it because I'm tired, and next thing I know I have 370 unwanted items on my laptop. Why is the first result on google an adware dropper...7
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I could get stickers but HP puts ridges on the back of their laptops, so it won't really work for me :(7
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Recently learned about this term... I'm going to be using this from now on.
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When a colleague left their computer without logging out, I created a shortcut to internet explorer, named it Google Chrome, and changed the icon to Chrome's icon. I couldn't remove Chrome's shortcut from the desktop or modify it because I didn't have permissions, so I turned of icon snapping and dragged it off the screen. I also replaced Chrome in the task bar with my fake icon. I then set the Internet Explorer to open a bunch of useless pages when it opens, set it to the default browser, and changed the search engine to Yahoo!18
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Now I didn't do this myself, but I've heard from a senior developer that you can modify C's if statement to require an ADDITIONAL 99% chance, making the code fail 1% of the time with no explanation.2
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I put a nano receiver for a wireless mouse in my friend's pc when he got up to do something, then spent the next hour wiggling it periodically. Not enough to be obvious, but enough to disrupt the regular mouse movements and make it seem like the mouse was sticking. I heard him say to his friend that the computer was possessed.