As much as I use my smartphone on the daily, I have never seen myself using it in my dreams.

"You make websites?! I need a website! For a great client like me, it would look great on your portfolio! So you wouldn't want money right?!"

Yeah mate, cause communism won the war and I can live off kindness, puppies, and rainbows.

*15 new emails*

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How cute *_*

Beware of the neighborhood hackers

Do you have thousands of unidentified songs, all named consecutively Track 1?
This application will help you to finally identify those songs with a simple drag and drop. [more details]

Vertical Aligning in CSS before flex

Sometimes I feel like my wife woke up with a "--verbose" flag on...

Taking my mechanical keyboard to office today. Can't wait to disturb everyone :D

*Evil laugh*

Using the console to print out variables is a perfectly valid method of debugging for new developers: often, it can help you resolve the problem faster than using a debugger.

Life with Windows 10:

An absolute nightmare. My oven doesn't work, Washing machine started rattling, toaster toasted more than it was supposed to toast. Every time windows updates it restarts my TV in my living room.

Then I met my neighbour. He lives a very happy life. I always wanted to know his secret ingredients.

One day I invited him to my house and he saw my Windows machine. He immediately insisted that I install Linux so that I can be happy and cool like him.

And that's the day my life changed. My oven started to bake beautifully, my washing machine was spinning at full speed.

Linux changed my life. I'm now part of the cool kids. Everyone loves me, embraces me.

Is your life hard? Are you not being noticed by other cool boys/girls? Are you having pain in your back? Remember:

Whatever bad happens, it's Windows 10's fault.

Finally I found a webpage related to my bug.

The page is from 2004.

*keeps reading*

"Yes, yes! This is exactly the problem I'm having"

*Carefully reading each comments*

*Looking at scroll bar with stress*

*Almost coming to end, no signs of solution*

At the end the thread creator say: "Ah finally I've fixed the problem. Thanks everyone for helping"

*moment of silence*

WHY U NO SHARE THE GOD DAMN SOLUTION? YOU FUCKING IDIOT

"So, tell us a bit about yourself.."

0, and sometimes 1

Battering ram

My manager doesn't even know who Linus Torvalds is😑😣

Fuck him.

Working on a project without noticing it's already 4 am.

Just filled all 18 ram slots on my personal server. Anyone else have a HomeLab?

This would be funny if it wasn't supposed to show the amount on my bank account.

Writing some code on a flight

"ARE YOU HACKING?!?!"
"Ugh... Well yeah but not in the way you're thinking"
"Omg I'm getting a flight attendant"

Needless to say I'm still en route because the flight attendant realized that I'm not Mr Robot, nor do I have ZeroCool scribbled on my laptop anywhere.

Who else think this is awesome

!rant

I just figured out you can double tap rants to give them a ++.

Most hilarious bug I found in Windows 10. 😂😂😂

'your computer is doing something weird come home'

'i can't, everyone is being evacuated because of the hurricane'

'....it's trying to install windows 10'

Me:

My fav is 'sudo rm -rf /' because i just want to watch the world burn. :)

Those naughty monkeys

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

"A software Engineer? Why don't you do a real job instead of fixing people's computers?"

- ex gf 2011

"I'm proud you do something you love"

- wife 2016

css pun series #1

Congrats to Rami Malek for winning Emmy Award for best lead actor in a drama series - Mr. Robot. He was stunned to win over heavy competition. Must be a modest guy.

**CHALLENGE** Can you name the song?

via: Reddit /u/idoubled