OOO? What is that?
Object Oriented Ogramming?

Oh...

Out of Office

How can I feel so smart and so dumb at the same time?

HR Bull crap

Guys!

I got a job offer! I start the 26th! (Assuming all goes well)

Someone bought a domain just for this? He must be rich!

It's hard to see my parents struggling financially. This pandemic has really brought us down to massive debt. My weekly allowance is just enough to feed my cats.

:(

This thing really got me laughing.

Not gonna lie, I would keep procrastinating...

Sleep servers, I never thought of that 😂

FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service):
https://www.foaas.com/

I think it's pretty obvious why.

Ok this perfectly describes me and my life !!!!!!!! Normal ?? V????

some things are beyond stress

A picture is better than a thousand words

Always double check your work before submitting😀

"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck. " - Joss Whedon

Yell globally

So true 😂😂😂

It's always great when our agent helps us out

It's a merge conflict

The only fair punishment 😈
(from r/ProgrammerHumor)

savage

Literally.

About 10 years ago my wife and I were buying a house. We found out late that we needed a lot more cash than we had previously thought we needed, and the deadline to deliver it was just a few days away. After returning home from my full-time gig at about 6pm, I took a break for a bit and then worked all night on a job for a client to make up the extra money. When 7am rolled around I had just finished up. Then I went back to work at my full-time job, and later met with the client to present my work. It was roughly 27 hours at a keyboard for me. That effort made it possible for us to successfully buy our first home. If you want something badly enough, make it happen!

Miniclip.com anyone.....

Yes tunnelling

I don't have fights since I don't talk to people

GitHub just got a dark theme for its GitHub Desktop.
I think Microsoft is doing pretty well.

"People don't leave jobs, they leave managers" -Dad

Procrastinating.

Help.

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