Bloody Agile

What's git?

Now if it was MS access I could understand.

I use the best tool for the job in hand.

Gaming -> windows
Everything else -> *nix

date->tinder- I'll get my coat

Yep totally agree. I had to do this recently. After ten years of working at the same place i found that it no longer had anything to offer me. The managers will always try and offer something, maybe a financial incentive, maybe that dreaded management role :D However, always remember to put yourself and your career development first.

Lol there's no way this crashed. Must have been some rolling maintenance :D @Yeah69

Good luck. All the best in the world of development.

FYI FYI

I will never understand why people feel like they need to discuss problems with me in real life when you can get the answer from stack overflow.

More surprisingly, Access is top 10 haha @lue428

Me too. I've been a bit of an ambassador for PostgreSQL in the last 5 years. Primarily moving people from oracle to PostgreSQL:) @bdhobare

True. I've never seen so many positive developers in one place than at devrant. We need more anger. @joetj

Looks like a boot cycle to me. Pray for a clean fstab. :D

Basically the number of times a database technology has been searched for. Number of technical discussions. Number of jobs available and some of other popularity analytics from Google and Twitter @g-m-f

Wait, how do I get above zero points? Nevermind 1000!

That's still tidier than most of the organisations I've come across

Other books in this series include:
- Bullshit Bingo
- Acronyms for everything