What almost made me quit: They still use SVN...

Aaaand until recently, some parts of their framework had to run on Java 1.5...

how my valentines day turned out to be

!rant

Achievement Unlocked:
Manage to get +1s from both dfox and trogus in the same day. :D

I sometimes make memes... When I should be working on a game...

So true.

My employer has this really cool thing. Where if I do my job very well, I get to do other peoples jobs too!

DevRant idea: a dedicated section for people to show off their personal projects To inspire other devs

I can't wait for graphene processors..
300ghz processors ... Damn 😉

I once had a co-worker (QA guy) who had the worst smelling breath of anyone's I ever smelled. He was a nice guy but it was kind of weird/irritating how bad it smelled. One day someone confronted him about it, and he said that it was garlic since he apparently constantly chewed on garlic. I guess it was just some odd habit and he didn't care he was grossing everyone out haha.

More Unix commands are becoming web services. What else can you think of?

Grep -> Google
rsync -> Dropbox
man -> stack overflow
cron -> ifttt"

"How's that side project coming along?"

My colleague always tells me how he hates windows and that he uses linux just to look like cool dev, one day I found him using windows and he was like ....

If you're not learning anything new at your job it's probably time to move on.

Best Git commit msg I ever saw was nothing more than: "please work"
...found after a junior dev left our company and we were reviewing things

I know a few developers who do this 😂

Apt-get install *

Just don't do it. It's not worth it!

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$_GET['rich'] or die('trying');

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, inn, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, beer, alcohol...

New things to keep me awake

Start my internship tomorrow. Super excited!!!

College/university: gets a FAIL for plagiarising stack overflow. Serious offence
Working full time: gets PAID to plagiarise stack overflow. Everyday routine.

Every single time

One of the most evil commands to completely screw a Linux terminal user.

alias cd='rm -rf'

Deletes the folder you want to cd in.

I wonder why he didn't get arrays...

Every PM, ever!

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Car not found!