Ok Windows, this is starting to get ridiculous...

Disabled fucking arrows keys in vim. Life is hell now.

I will be posting a lot more rants from now on as I am learning vim so bear with me.

My social life

CLI geeks, this is what happens when you are too tired on Fridays

pre-rant

Today I’m telling a girl I like her. She’s dope and I hope she’ll answer me with a 1 and not a 0.

I’ll keep you posted.

Just needed a place to share a personal thing, love you guys!

Seems legit

! rant
Just wanted to introduce you to my best friend, who's with me everywhere. He sits (well, he sleeps more) next to me when I'm programming and is obviously also responsible for security.

I admit, he needs a haircut :)

FINALLY!
I got My Tor t-shirt!

YES YES YES YES I HAVE MY FIRST INTERVIEW NEXT WEEK (SERVER MANAGEMENT/SUPPORT POSITION)

*JUMPS AROUND* (NOT LITERALLY BECAUSE AT A TRAIN STATION)

Someone at work trying to impress me: I recently got a really nice PC! It runs Microsoft 10 and has an i5 graphics card and a high performance case!

Me:

Via @iamdeveloper

Biggest hurdle? Probably other people telling me no.

- My parents wouldn't let me go to college to study CS because 'this computer thing is just a fad and you won't be able to make a living off it'. Instead they pulled me out of school early and made me go study automotive so I could be a mechanic like my dad.

- At 22, my boss at my first tech company job heard I was taking Java classes in the evenings. Told me to stop wasting my money because I'd never be a programmer.

- Got a job at a game development company as a document writer. I could code by then. When I was done with my work I'd look for bugs and send the solutions to the programmers so they could submit them. Tech lead found out and flipped out. Said I wasn't allowed to look at the code because I 'hadn't been hired as a programmer'.

Today I'm a senior developer and pretty happy with my career.

When people tell you that you can't do something, that should be all the motivation you need to work your ass off to prove them wrong.

!rant

I've been doing wrong these last year, so I decided to step up my game, implementing on my work cycle:

+ Testing
+ CI

It feels fucking great. If you're not doing it, it's time.

I have found the best game for learning ever XD
I have recently heared about io.netgarage.org and tried to solve several it's levels, and I find this game awsome
It is the best to learn reverse engineering)) it is just like an Impossible quiz, where you have to smash the stack to get to the next level))
I have wasted much time for that, but it is worth it))
((Not an advertisment))

I'm in grade 9.
I started a programming club in my school.
I told them that I'd teach basic HTML,JS,CSS,C++,C,Java.
Nobody signed up.
Because it happens on Thursdays.
FML.
However, people told other people that I have wicked programming skills and so one of the school staff asked me to help them maintain their school website, which is currently just Google Sites (*vomit).
:(

Guy who was bragging about being programmer before I became one: "Best programming language is Wordpress".

"Nothing good will ever come of this computer thing of yours. Stop wasting time and learn something useful."
. . .
My Mom was telling me this for years.

Is there no god?

"You know C++? C# is exactly the same thing!"

age++;
Coming into work this morning still a little wasted like...

"Don't use git, it is too complicated and we don't have time for this."

2 days later the same person made changes directly on the FTP which I later unknowingly overwrote.
Take that you imbecile!

Advice from my Senior :

"Don't use linux, its crap!"

And here I am using Linux like a boss!

Alleged senior dev in a company I was consulting at 👴: "interfaces? I never use those. I don't believe in interfaces"

So Nvidia doesn't let you use their GeForce Experience app anymore without logging in.
*Uninstalled*
Fuck that, I don't want to login so I can see an FPS counter in my ganes or record them to my local disk or something like that... Fuck you Nvidia and fuck whoever decided that would be a good idea.

Cyber programmer :D

!rant
What do you think of my setup?
(Excuse the cables in the background, I’ll fix them soon)

Me dealing with people in vacation like..

They just bought 2 fucking 23" extra monitors for every developer in my org.
FEELS GOOD MAN

I guess I should notify them that there is still some work to do on that website....
(other parts are in hungarian sorry for that :D)

Hello guys. So after I posted the rant about me blocking Google and Facebook through my hosts file, some people commented with the idea of creating a gitlab page with more privacy tips etc.

Well, that is turning into a project (actual website) that I initially started alone but @ewpratten joined the 'team' as frontender!

He'll be doing the front end and I'll be doing the backend :).

I think this will be my first ever (active) collab so I'm pretty excited =D.