Not the meaning I expected from Urban D

Another programming job: the first 5,183 decimals of pi, in wood sticks. Took me three months to do. Now I start e

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

schrodinger's backup

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

This never gets old...

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

"my app is so awesome you don't even have to close it, it crashes itself automatically. "

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

Who will try it? :-D

Code never lies u kno

So.. What do you guys think of the new github header?

The explosion on the server room left the IT technician with a chip on his shoulder

Damn Dijkstra!

F.lux to keep me going all night long.
Without eye strain :)

Lmao.

We were given a MacBook in the beginning. Yesterday, appreciating my work, my manager gave me a MacMini to make my own server for testing purpose. I joined just two weeks ago. 😃

*opens devRant*
*sees gitlab posts*
*googles gitlab*

Poor YT.

Oh man.
I imagine the face of the guy who deleted Gitlab production database when he realized what he had done.

😵😵 why!

When you want your flex container to become a rapper

alias vi="echo vi: could not open file "

So, this is how my Android teacher indents his braces. I'm not sure what to think of this.

If found a Website with a nice Guestbook. Funny thing: HTML-Code and JavaScript-Code in the message was not getting escaped. So I wrote a little JS-Script wich alerts “Nope“ and the then redirects to pornhub.com after page load.

After about 2 WEEKS of funny redirecting, they updated their site and HTML-Code is now getting escaped.

one time while my colleague was away from his computer, I changed every system sound to a loud, elongated moan.

One of our clients asked us to Integrate their projects with Jira, so I got this funny email from atlassian.