That co-worker that erases all of your changes if there's a merge conflict.
Fuck you too buddy.

This is just sad

GUESS WHAT? HE WANTS ANOTHER FUCKING FEATURE!

AND WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T HAVE TIME BECAUSE CODE-COMPLETE IS TOMORROW, HE SAID HE’LL PUNT IT TO NEXT YEAR INSTEAD OF RELEASING IT THIS WEEK SO I CAN “BUILD IT RIGHT.” MAN, FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENDLESS CHANGES!

THIS WAS GOING TO BE A TWO WEEK TICKET UNTIL HE STARTED ADDING ENDLESS FEATURES AND CHANGES AND SURPRISES. IT’S BEEN FUCKING MONTHS! I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT!

ANSDFKAWHOALIKWEGJFADIO;UGJT;

There goes my Q4 performance review.
> “Accomplishments? Oh, there’s lots of room here. Accomplished: Basically nothing. How embarrassing.”

Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

Looks like I’m getting fired 😶

On my way to my first real job after getting my degree. This feels weird. Good, but weird

If you are sending me data to use, DO NOT FUCKING SEND ME AN IMAGE FROM EXCEL.

Quite true about those EA basterds.

git push --force origin master

What do you guys do when you get bored at work?

this is what I do:

1. Drink Water
2. Stare at the code
3. Go to Bathroom
4. repeat

So true 😂😂😂

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

Just got a merge request to review. It's TERRIBLE

- 93 changes
- 23 commits
- includes multiple features
- includes new project configs
- includes refactoring

NO. Please don't do that.

Do smaller commits. One feature per MR. It will help you and the reviewer :D

LMFAOOOOOOO

So true 💡

*Sigh* that feeling.. 😌

The company I work for just followed me on Twitter.

Now I can't just complain about random bullshit happening at work :/

They call it $5/gb hotel wifi, i call it free uncapped 100meg fibre because your security sucks

Oh and they host their entire POS (and database with backups) on the same network accessible to every TV in the hotel

I found such a treasure today in the production code.

I'd do this soon to piss the professor off

Simple flowchart XD

Everything ready, let's start building!

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

Pretty much

Boss : Can you please make a page where I can add a magazine cover image, summary and source urls.

Me : Sure.
..
..
..
Me : here you go.

Boss : How do I upload multiple images in this page ?

Halloween is right around the corner and I'm getting ready for the trick or treating kids 😂

Best error message ever seen

🤣🤣🤣

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