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						AboutI work at Bitovi on the open source team, where I conjure up black magic to solve problems.
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						SkillsNodeJS, MongoDB, HTML, CSS, JavaScript, Bash, Linux, Mac OS, cloud, AWS, Lib Architect, API guru...
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						LocationWenatchee, WA, 98801
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						@slaughones the irony of you linking a website that sells writing services in that dumpster fire of a comment is killing me right now
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						@qdsp13 not sure, it's just an add that's been popping up on Facebook. I think they are implying I can upgrade my computer if I snitch.
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						@HampusMa not worth the effort for a class that only lasted a few months and she only needed windows a few times in the period.
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						@kamen except kids actually like the Octo-kitty unlike shitty band art.
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						@YouAreAPIRate it's the Chinese theater in Hollywood
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						@YouAreAPIRate his devops guy gave it to him. Believe me, I would never trust him with the SSL keys. Unfortunately, the guys is technical enough to think he knows what he's doing. It's proving to be extremely dangerous.
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						@C0D4 I would get a girlfriend but I think my fiancée might get upset 😂
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						That behavior is nothing short of despicable. That man should be ashamed of his actions. There are lots of good companies out there. Good luck friend.
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						Can someone please get on Photoshoping this messive duck head into famous photos asap?
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						Yesterday my fiancée told me when we started dating that she thought I was skitzophrenic because she overheard me talking to myself in the shower. She thought I was going to come out and murder her. She even prepared her taser.
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						Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.
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						Yeah I think it is illegal. They must at least accept you responding with the word "unsubscribe" if I remember right. I would just report it as spam and let your mail client fliter it out. It'll hurt their reputation a bit too, which they absolutely disserve for such shaddy practices.
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						@CrankyOldDev I really don't think that's a massive overaction considering the hotel removed one of the most basic features that every hotel room should have... I working TV. And their explaination is a flat out lie. I'm sorry if my "entitlement" to a working TV in a hotel room that was already paid for in full and a little honest bothered you 😉
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						The part about not having friends seems redundant.
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						@hash that would have been a good place to use the <sarcasm> tags.
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						@CWins why didn't my copy of Photoshop come with an "enhance" tool?
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						You must have bee applying at my previous employer 😂
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						What's sad is studys seem to Indictate that women are perhaps even more capable than men at programming. We're just bias. Sorry on behalf of my gender. http://bbc.com/news/...
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						You aren't using tagger.js for the tags input by chance, are you?
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						I'm so sorry to hear that. Happy you are okay, stay safe freind!
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						Is that the elusive IE 12 that never made it to market?
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						@iam13islucky can't tell you exactly but I can say it's codename was Zeus. Good God the jshintrc file was so full. All kinds a of wacky settings. I don't miss that.
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						@akshayshinde sometimes it can be. But if you are honest with your customers instead of lying and shifting blame things go a lot smoother.
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						@lcr727 I threatened to file an EFT dispute and showed them the screen shot. The next email I received was was an automated one stating I had been refunded.
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						@RexOmni good to know.
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						Yes please!
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						@drRoss Shit... When you put it like that... Schrödinger's repost...
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						Somewhere on redit someone is writing a post about how reposting things from 4chan isn't cool hahah!
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						@Hobo42 I get your point but my mom is a bad example. She'd pretend to be excited about both things haha!
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						It's a graphical interchange format, not a giraffical interchange format. db.microphone.drop()

