If SHE asks you out for a DATE
Don't say this, please 😂😛💙

The future is here Gentleman

cant wait for it...

When you get it.

Machine learning in all its glory...

Sharing this, since I made this during paid working hours.

OOPs It worked LOL

duhhh....

Stop trying so hard Microsoft

Very helpful

• Good night’s sleep (8-9 hours)
• Clearly defined requirements.
• A fun challenge to solve.
• An idea of how to begin.
• Music! Something fast paced and/or harsh. I find soft tunes, good lyrics, etc. are usually very distracting.
• Deadlines help, too, even if they make me stressed out and work too much.
• No political BS / hateful and intolerant political comments from my coworkers within the past day or two, as being called a horrible, racist nazi by association absolutely kills my desire to do any work for them. Going two days without something like this happening is exceedingly rare.
• Being left alone, *especially* in the morning before work! The more distractions, the harder it is focus, even if i have peace and quiet later on.

Great that I did not even give a try!

Elon won't complain about anything. Instead of that all he does is Building And TRANSFORMING the world in his own way

Doctors :- Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor.

Programmers- ......

This code might contain...

Legacy System Support

Tried disney+ for a week, I was not amazed by the catalogue. went to cancel my subscription and saw this. I guess if my trial ends at an "invalid date" then it would not end at all

source: https://me.me/i/...

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This actually happens

Found the 3d version of github cat on GitHub homepage 😺

Computer - Enter password
Man - password

Computer - Your password is incorrect
Man - incorrect

Computer - try again
Man - again

Lol lol

Classic

Being a development project manager is laughing at developer jokes with developers and then laughing at the developers with the business folks

When you debug your own code 😅

You can learn Css in one day they said, its easy they said

What do we call a group of doctors appointed by google?

answer: Google Docs😂😂

How to explain to her the dark reality of these commits?

"Pythonists don't comment, they write readable code."

Yea, tell that to the list comprehension with three lambdas