Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present you the API I'm working with...

That's a pretty fucking useful error description right there.

When I explain Silicon Valley's jokes to my bf

no matter what OS you run.. your terminal should look sexy as hell

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

Got a new intern today. He is a way better coder than me! 😂

Have you seen a 600kb bus in real life?

Raspberry Pi's Raspbian Jessie looks really great! (In my opinion.)

I just noticed that the new Telegram update supports a dark theme 🙋

Found this in the source of http://brm.io/matter-js/ Gonna put this in all HTML pages I write from now on.

When you want to be a godly programmer but all you do on your free time is watch movies and porn. :(

When I read about the new update but I need 500++'s to get the cat 😧

Saw a silent mouse. No clicking noise.
Ohhh thats pretty cool I guess.
Tested the silent one and normal one.
Liked the normal one because it has clicking noises.

Learning to play the piano right now(hey, SOMETHING has to be done about all that coding stress, right??).

In one sentence - Learning music is easy, but it's surely not simple.

After 3 years migrate to linux again
✌✌
Fuck windows :))))

Not so much of a rant but recommendation.

Have been listening to a completely epic Spotify playlist all day today whilst coding - "RetroWave / Outrun".

It's really good for keeping my concentration :)

try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

Disabling adblock is the biggest sacrifice I've ever made to see some stupud stuff!

Anyone ever noticed the names Github gives to their releases for Github Desktop?

Wrote a bunch of Python scripts that alter an lsf script for software that we use in our lab. So now we have a Python 'library' of sorts that runs the simulation files, changes variables in the files, exports data, analyzes, tabulates, and continues until done.

I've automated potentially weeks of work to happen in minutes. I know this is run of the mill here, but I am fairly proud.

In love with Python

!rant
Last night my girlfriend was extremely happy to make her first Android hello world application.

The doubletab time is so small, it opens the the rant twice when i try to upvote it. 😐

When you're supposed to make a pcb for this SMD component, but when you etch you realize it's the wrong footprint.
Ended up soldering enamel wire tomthe chip.
hope it works

It was great to see Gitlab not only being transparent, but also being so empathetic towards the employee and not bashing them at all. Instead they said the more things you do the more mistakes you make. And the system/process should have contingency so that human mistakes have some tolerance margins.

That is a great workplace!

[Found this on Reddit] - Always explain in terms of hamburgers. ;)

I'm watching liveoverflow : Introduction to binary hacking..
Awesome content.

reCAPTCHA isn't secure 😱

Trying to keep my code reviewers entertained:

Now we're talking!

It's my birthday, gentlemen and ladies 😊