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“FINALLY… MOBILE TESTING HAS COME BACK TO SANITY!”
Let me tell you something, jabronis…
Every single day, developers all over the world sit down, open their laptops, and whisper to themselves:
"Please, Android Emulator, just work today."
But does it? NO, IT DOESN’T!
The emulator takes seven years to boot. The APK refuses to install. USB debugging fails at the worst possible time. And when you finally, FINALLY; get the app running…
“App Not Responding.”
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU DEBUGGED IT!
And don’t even get me started on testers. The dev sends a build… and then they disappear! They vanish faster than your patience when Gradle decides to recompile the entire universe!
And what about stakeholders? Ohhh, don’t get me started on the stakeholders!
"Can I test it on my iPhone 6?"
"I don’t want to install anything. Just send me a YouTube link."
"Why is it not working on my Smart Fridge?"
KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH, ANDROID TESTING!
Because the future? Ohhhh, the future is here.
A world where mobile testing runs smooth as candy-ass butter, where builds are shared with a magic link, and where QA doesn’t need to borrow Karen’s phone from 2015.
And when the dust settles, when the smoke clears… there will only be one thing left standing.
A faster, easier, smarter way to test mobile apps.9 -
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@ostream / @antigermgerm I see there is a fight going on between the Dutch speaking and the French speaking in (s)Waffelstan (Belgium). Just send us the decent speaking (Dutch) people, we love immigrants doing cheap labor. It will be still a better life than with you French. Especially on the road. Fix your roads! 😃
Low hanging fruit.
😃 😃 😃17 -
I hate bash scripting so much !
What a shit language, its inconsistent af
Its just a pile of hacks upon hacks upon hacks. Theres no rime or reason to bash expansion, or to working with arrays.
Sometimes "$@" is a list, sometimes its not... Because fuck u thats why
So im doing a coding project at work, that has to be in bash for reasons.
It already feels like giving birth, llms are hard-carrying me and im not proud of it
And every time i think im done, and i can close this fucking epic, some issue pops up that necessitates a re-write
3rd one is also a no go apparently
And this all happened because *someone* in another department couldn't be fucked to implement the proper solution for this.
The scope of this piece of shit script keeps growing, because every month they be like
"oh this feature of service xyz ? Nah turns out we cant do that sowwy. But you can implement a workaround in bash right??
If you truly like bash as a language, you're cooked brother. you need to seek professional help :skull:12 -
Digiton, the US state, was founded by Antonio Maria Digiton in 1972. It was reserved for NSFL content creators that mutilated small animals.1
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> made tea 3 hours ago in a thermos
> got distracted by stuff
> tea still warm
it's the little things in life6 -
I'll keep on going about my vacation.
Went down the piste from where I took the picture, usually takes half an hour on average, I took less than 15 minutes.
I'm a tiny bit proud of myself :)16 -
I do think sometimes, that many of the members here are missing out on millions of dollars and fame, just because they don't choose to be a YouTuber in the dev space.
Given the skill that you guys got, I can say with 100% confidence that y'all will make it. Some of you that I can think of are:
lorentz
Ranchonyx
Lensflare
atheist
kiki
I mean it, y'all are missing out on life-changing money.11 -
I work at a research institute (part of probably the largest research body in whole Europe). And it's driving me nuts. Forget about the lack of interest to improve yourself in terms of software skills or basic digital hygiene so that others don't have to pick up the mop and clean after you. The ancient mindset is what is making me curse everyday. Only a few years ago we switched to GitLab. Before that versioning, if at all a known term, was done explicitly via email messages - code snippets in the message's body, versions in the subject of message attachments...A freaking nightmare. Constantly broken links to files and folders on our NAS since some people have never heard of relative paths or writing even the tiniest bit of support for configuration files in their software so that a tool does not completely brake the moment you transfer it onto another system or - God forbid - the person leaves and there is no information whatsoever what's where. Everyone is complaining about the clutter on our servers but no one is willing to actually clean their own (not someone else's) crap. If you mention to someone something like "Can you please pack your stuff in this GitLab repo with this folder structure, so that I have an easier time integrating it into the main software that we need to ship to our customers in a few days?" all you get as a response is a blank facial expression and the occasional "I have my own processes. Don't bother me with this!". I have been trying for almost 4 years now and its budging a little bit but the lack of support is abysmal. My boss, as enthusiastic as it is, is incapable of putting his foot down. The fact that I have two heads of my team (one not really but acting like it) does not improve the situation at all especially since both are pulling in a completely different direction. We are literally wasting hundreds of thousands of euros of taxpayers' money to buy new hardware that people are either inadequate to use to its fullest potential (think buying the latest GPU to play Minesweeper) or not having even the smallest clue on what they need it for. And we are always complaining about our budget! You don't invest a couple of hours to investigate how PyTorch can work in a distributed manner on multiple CPUs, GPUs and even systems, yet demand you get a new server for 80K with a more powerful GPU and CPU to run your crap models on so that you can publish a half-ass paper that nobody cares for let alone will ever bother reading (beside the AI reviewers).2
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So I was trying to do a back end to a website, then boom, my hand hit the cup of coffee on the table right next to my laptop. The whole cup content poured right into my laptop. Uhhh damn I Wanna screen so bad3
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Mac OS X has finally gone open source !
You need to run custom scripts to get basic behaviour back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks Apple ! 😘
https://github.com/luckman212/...3 -
في عصر التكنولوجيا الحديثة، أصبح التسويق الرقمي عنصرًا أساسيًا لنجاح أي عمل تجاري. مع تزايد الاعتماد على الإنترنت ووسائل التواصل الاجتماعي، أصبحت الحاجة إلى شركات متخصصة في التسويق الرقمي أكثر إلحاحًا. ولكن، كيف تختار الشركة المناسبة لتلبية احتياجاتك؟ في هذا الدليل، سنستعرض أبرز ما يجب معرفته عن شركات التسويق الرقمي وكيفية اختيار الشريك الأمثل لنمو أعمالك.
ما هو التسويق الرقمي؟
التسويق الرقمي هو استخدام القنوات الرقمية مثل محركات البحث، ووسائل التواصل الاجتماعي، والبريد الإلكتروني، والمواقع الإلكترونية للترويج للمنتجات أو الخدمات والتواصل مع الجمهور المستهدف. يهدف هذا النوع من التسويق إلى زيادة الوعي بالعلامة التجارية، وجذب العملاء المحتملين، وتحقيق المبيعات.
المصدر:- افضل شركه خدمات رقميه و تسويق الكتروني7 -
@retoor please tell your AI bot, that we don't need it to make 20 comments on every post.
What the bot is doing is pretty great and cool, just let it be for that one task. It's role as a spam remover is fine, but giving it a 'human' like persona, where it starts acting like a real person chatting with ranters is downright creepy.
I'm not even joking.21 -
Guys white males are the most oppressed minority. As a white male, I can see people pointing at me on the street, I'm getting service denied in restaurants, I can't open a bank account and they say the holocaust was my fault.
WHITE PRIDE BROTHERS22 -
"AI coding tutor" is a real job. You're tutoring an AI. I think I'd rather go touch grass...
https://boards.greenhouse.io/xai/...2 -
I don't know if AI makes people dumber. But it lends me to believe that people who swear by it might be dumber.
Time will tell how useful the code generators are.
I should go play with chatgpt today...8 -
Currently having a stupid fight in my PR comments to remove dead code because I refuse to write a whole book to justify a cleanup commit.
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WHY DID FEDORA REMOVE X11 !!! Really a bad decision from FESCO(fedora decision committee).
X11 is by a kilometer and a half (mile I think) away from Wayland and it's ugly do::from syntax that I always hated from CPP and RS.
X11 has simple basic functions and a good manual (https://tronche.com/gui/x/xlib/) well documented.4 -
I talk to myself a little too often. It makes sense, given that overthinking is what keeps me employed.
I am good with that.
However, I've been finding myself in these 'thinking sessions' where I'm full on mouthing words and sometimes words come out and moving my hands around as if I am talking to someone in person.
It worries me, what if I enter one of these moments and never be able to snap back into reality.
I'm going crazy, aren't I6