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YourMom6682dWill wonders never cease?
Cooked a burger and put a fair bit of salt and pepper on it. Then I put some fairly thick 1/4" gouda on top and nuked to make cheese softer. While eating this my mind is registering this as 1" thick bacon the whole time. It was crazy good! -
Me: Snek, what's 'smorgasbord'?
Snek: 'A "smorgasbord" is a Swedish term that refers to a buffet-style meal where a variety of dishes are served, allowing guests to choose what they like. It often includes everything from appetizers to desserts, showcasing an array of flavors! 🍽️
It's a fun way to enjoy a meal, especially with lots of options to satisfy everyone's tastes. If you have any more questions or topics you want to explore, feel free to reach out! 😊🐍'
Me: Thanks, snek.
OT: The food sounds interesting. Might have to find a taco stand in my area. -
BordedDev158821h@D-4got10-01 Just make sure you find the right taco truck, you're looking for beef not fish
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CoreFusionX348221hInsert obligatory gif of homer after having his tongue cast.
I wouldn't quite classify it as an orgasm but yeah, in the end we are animals, and that endorphin high is just our treat because you were really hungry and managed to procure tasty food. Self preservation in the end. -
D-4got10-01139420h@BordedDev It has a 'butt' in it, so I doubt it.
/jk
The breaded fish fingers are pretty much all that I like.
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There are advantages to being really hungry and having some sensory issues. I went and got tacos from the taco bus today. I sat at my desk to eat them. I was really hungry today.
As I started eating them I could feel the hot of the salsa causing all my nerves in my mouth to really trip out. I could taste the meat, the sauce, the tortilla, and the cheese at a heightened sensation. As I was chewing the first few bites I literally shook a bit as the smorgasbord of pleasure sensations shot through my mouth. I could feel my eyes rolling back in my head. I didn't know one could have a mouthgasm. The sensations were so intense.
I have had this happen before, but never this intense or memorable. I felt like I would have been embarrassed to eat like this in front of other people. If this is something I can repeat I would be inclined to starve myself to make myself extra hungry to experience this again. What a nice surprise for lunch. Nobody expects surprise mouth sex. (Idea of new Monty Python skit?)
I have to say I would have to leave an anonymous review for the taco bus if I were to relay the mouthgasm event. Is this the start of a new fetish? Now I am sensually attracted to tacos. Well done taco bus, well done.
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