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My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

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Client: "This has been broken for weeks! Why is it still broken!?!?"

Me: "Did you tell anyone it was broken?"

Client: "Well...um...no..."

I may be good at my job, but I have not been able to (nor do I want to) develop mind-reading abilities. Now please fuck off (so that I can go fix it).

rant

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Perfect meme

joke/meme

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Halloween funny meme

joke/meme meme

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No doubts, the software engineers suggested this.

joke/meme

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Me when I get put on a legacy system maintenance project

joke/meme programming

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i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

joke/meme fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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That's a scary pumpkin

joke/meme halloween pumpkin

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It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

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that's why I have trust issue

rant

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lol.

joke/meme

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"Google does it". I hate that sentence. It's always the beginning of an unreasonable expectation.

Perhaps if we had as much devs as Google we could do it too. But we are 2 devs spread over 15 projects, so fuck off.

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Have you ever heard the story of the first bug in software development?
The first documented bug was actually a bug. There was a moth trapped inside the computer causing the bugs.

source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/...

rant bugs software development

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Our team just got the best email from our client hahaha

rant mums the word software consulting fixed

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Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

rant

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what if we put docker inside a docker...

joke/meme high smoking elon docker

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😑

rant sigh beep boop programmer

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Oh no!!

joke/meme

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Go big or go home.

rant desk setup wk119

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Probably repost.
Loved this.

joke/meme

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At least I have my gaming rig

joke/meme

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My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

rant ducks galore ducks birthday

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*Me using visual studio debugger for the first time*

joke/meme visualstudio vs visual basic debugger funny debug vb.net debugging vs2017

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40gb, Hell yea!

rant cleaning

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Oh god

random

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Exactly 😂😂

joke/meme errors question reddit orgasm build code

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Marbles are fun.

random parenting

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Behind-the-scenes of basically every commit titled "added exception handling"

joke/meme python try-except exceptions
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Missing....

joke/meme joke meme code

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How would it feel to be a dev at pornhub?

question

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