As much as I hate writing documentation, I agree that it's a necessary evil. I also try to be as descriptive as possible where it makes sense. But, do we really need a 6-page document explaining how to run a query that updates a user's role?

My manager told me that I'm going to become unmarketable if I don't start expanding my skills to include other programming languages... This same guy is trying to get rid of the C# and Python applications that our team owns so that he doesn't have to train employees in those technologies. WTF?

non-dev (but still in IT) friend: *sends meme* "I don't get it!"

me:
int ThingsToBuyFromGrocery()
{
int milk = 1;

if(store.HasEggs())
{
milk = 6;
}

return milk;
}

friend: "Woah! You're so smart!"

You know you've been staring at code for too long when you see a function called getInitial(), but it looks more like a NSFW term.