Kenyans lost these great devs in a terror attack. A moment of silence

This passes all unit tests

😂😂😂

Rofl😂😂😂

The guys in IT have a sense of humor. I can't wait to hear what it does. 😭

Johndoe is not in the sudeors file. This incident will be reported

Long story short, one of our interns got this present from me hehe. He loved it.

This is gold. This developer has a bold captcha solution.

Then they say

Client : How much for the project?
Me : $10,000
Client : I will give you $72.

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

Angry programmer:
YOU WANT A PUBLIC KEY?
YOU WANT A PUBLIC KEY?
*smashes keyboard*
THERE'S YOUR PUBLIC KEY

We need this done quickly!!! Don't worry about testing!!!

....

Why are there so many errors!?

I have mixed feeling about this test result

:P How to save people

I am going to present my web app i've been working on for around 6 months today. Its a country level competition. Wish me luck guys, this could change a lot for me.

Client: We need these book genres added to the website ASAP!
PM: Hey dev, its priority #1, please add these genres ASAP!
Dev: Okay, can I get a file which needs to be imported?
Client: Oh we will have that in couple of weeks.
Dev: Okay so write me in couple of weeks.
Client: What kind of company is this? Outrageous!!!

Well he did the right thing

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

Why software aren't free!

Hello world in different languages. Everyone can add a suggestion :) . No google translate!!! I give the first ones :)
Only one language per person! 😂

English: hello world

This useful codes...

Check out LSD microdosing guys.
Sober or coffeeinated I used to loose context everytime I put down my headphones to get refreshment or have a piss. With 10-20 mcg of LSD after breakfast my thoughts tend t stick a lot better.

There's an interview on the web with a Cisco hardware engineer describing his experiences. The subreddit /r/microdosing also provides a good start.

The final defense system. 😒

My girlfriend has decided to learn HTML just so she can use devrant!!

I just saw a bus stop being tested in production. It was amazing.

What could possibly go wrong?

When you get back from a vacation

All night working on java and when i got my eyes off of the screen I couldn't C#.

Needs to be 2am.. else nothing gets done!