Default is awesome, LoL;

For those of you who NEED your morning coffee

Hahahaha

I like how I didn’t get he was talking about cars for a solid minute

my co-web devs just introduced me to css grids.

I feel so stupid for not knowing this, how long has this been here? HOW COME I MISSED OUT ON CSS GRIDS

My step mother told me she has an old laptop from which she wanted to extract the email address book. I highly doubt of them (less than 20) are still up to date. Some of them are from dead ISPs 😰

I'm honestly surprised about the immediate respond times and that it still works pretty well.

version control...

I love designing on macOS, vibrancy ♥️

nice!
source: r/programminghumor

Spotify either being fancy at NULL or having encrypting problems 🤗😂

But I totally like to hear "more like �" 👌

The real way struct fields should be organized. So satisfying 😍

!rant

Just got the free swag um 🇵🇹

:)

Headhunter: what is your motivation to work here
Me: you contacted me about this role
Headhunter: *sigh*
Me: 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Oh javascript xD

When they ask about the dress code

p.s: found it on the internet, don't if it is a repost here.

Eternal confusion.

Left computer unattended for a couple of minutes. Came back to DVORAK layout.

Bought a calligraphy set.

Hey you, yes you... you so hot you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive ;)

++ if you have used Jira and liked it / found it valuable.

- - if you used it and didn’t like it.

Windows updates are the most annoying!!!

Everytime

Every programmers/developers should think like this.

Story time :
Sometime ago I posted a video on YouTube on how to root a particular phone that was lying around at home. I was trying to demonstrate one of those "one-tap root" apps that were plentiful in the market. It so happened that one specific version of Framaroot and one particular method of exploit works for that device. I even verified this by trying different versions and it didn't work. So in the description it was mentioned to use ONLY this version that worked. Few days later there were atleast 5 dislikes and comments that it didn't work on some other version.
Seriously?
That's how I understood how stupid and dumb people can get.

my reaction when my code runs without any error, that too for the first time.

Well, i solved a pretty hard problem I had today with Firebase and a pretty tricky data model, so I guess I am pretty excited to have solved that problem right now!

After years around devs of all levels of expertise I have found the following to be true mostly of junior developers.

Junior devs seem to like to pick out a single (or few) idiosyncrasies of a language/framework and then call it shitty overall.

While senior devs have seen the small idiosyncrasies of many languages/frameworks and know that none of them are perfect and those quirks come with the territory.

It may also have something to do with senior devs having less to prove and therefore not wasting their time of such useless language debates....

ROUND 1: FIGHT!

Finally, got this piece of beauty and badass combined, just to get some peace at work...

Now, dare those noisy neighbors, who doesn't silence their mobile and laptops, making loud chimes in IM, playing music on speakers and knocking at my desk when I'm on headphones and clearly don't want to be disturbed...

Is it a good idea to hack the website of my previous condescending and irrational boss? and do social media attacks on their online pages as well?

Anyone else find dropbox to be a massive CPU hog?

Generally takes like 20-40 percent when syncing...