When you lied that you were almost done with the task and 3 days later:

"Our startup is pre money"

GTFO...

the windows devs have really outdone themselves this time

ah the magical sounds of code being pushed.

https://github.audio/

I recently deleted a bunch of bookmarks from between 2002 and 2014. None of the websites even worked anymore.

It’s always better to be rich but healthy than poor but sick.

Server room goals....

I can’t find flaws in his logic

Fun fact: Nokia's main font was designed by the guy who made Comic Sans.

The fucking cunts didn't approve my PR because "it wasn't necessary to do it like this". My PR would have fixed some technical debt, but yes, fuck you too if it doesn't fit your shitty narrative.

The state of operating systems in 2024.

Windows - has a user interface that changes with every update so Microsoft can push ads even though it costs $200

Mac - an unusable interface designed solely for consuming media anchored to hardware that costs 4x what it should

Linux - absolute freedom to do everything you want so long as you don't want to play games, connect to Wifi, or listen to audio

I'm just going to go be a beet farmer in the 1600s

This thing can play chess.
https://leanchess.github.io

It’s just about time

What is this behavior WFH?

(Video Call)

Boss: When will you send the report?

He: Have already mailed you

Boss: Your voice is breaking...

He: Have already mailed it

Boss: What? I'm asking when can you send the report?

He: Mailed... Already... Check... Inbox...

Boss: Your voice is breaking... Say that again

He: HAVE... MAILED... ALREADY

Boss: It's not ready ?? Just tell me when can you send it to me...

He: Aghh... NEVER.

Boss: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER ????

He: ... *Silent*

Boss: ... *Silent*

He: Boss, can't hear you clearly... Your voice is breaking... ;)

Credits: Rahul Subramanian, Standup Comedian.

Accurate

That sad sad moment you spot someone returning HTML in an ajax request 🥺

Why lord must you punish me?

After 3 days of pain, I finally got my first genetic algorithm and physics engine to work

MP4 version: https://chat.is-going-to-rickroll.me/...

its ok guys,
Nvidia doesn't even work well on Windows either.

Yo.....

FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

What a week

On Monday I was promoted to senior and on Friday the other senior in my group was fired for gross incompetence.

FEELS GOOD MAN

Facebook: *moves a button to the left by 0.0000002 pixels*

Facebook's users (averaging about a billion years old): Yo wtf where'd that button go

Even this Google Survey knows the pecking order for voice assistants 🤣 Cortona gets a dedicated line while Bixby gets the "Other" line.

I always wanted to have an array where I could store an object at index 694307084175882649501.

And now I can!!!

every single fuckening day

No, thank you.😆

When you merge your own pull request....

I'm the biggest dumbass, the laziest procrastinator I know of..

Joined devRant in June 2017, got eligible for the stickers in a week's time, sent a mail requesting them, but never received it. Given the size of our community, I thought I'm way behind in the list and probably receive them in few months. After a year, I totally forgot about it.

But, the colossal stupid that I am, had also lost the key to my mailbox (the physical one). I never cared about the lost key, because who sends post these days !!!

When I finally got a duplicate key for my mailbox after 2 years, guess what I found.. a first class international mail from devRant which arrived on July 2017 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️, couple of weeks after I originally requested

But, yay... I finally got them..

How do you even come up with shit like this?

Well said. Well said indeed.