@LavaTheif wait... you guys are working? I'm too busy catching up on all the hours of sleep I lost.

I'd say out of 50+ of the recruiters that contact me, 2 of them will *actually* email me -_-

@heyheni Thanks for the links!

@-pthread 5 minutes it took me to get past the first page... I refuse to go any further lmao

There is always that bit of magic in code, it's that small percent of code that makes you say out loud "How the f**k did this even work?"... or in my case, that's 101% of my code.

@irene or was it?

Spent too long trying to figure out what was wrong with the pic, guess I’m in the same boat

Update: I'll be receiving a new Xbox within the next 10 business days, downside is they've charged me for the new one and I won't get my money back till they get the old one.

@k0pernikus Mein Gott.....

@mrstebo I think when I wrote This, my teacher told me to start function names with an FN, and the rest of it is just a poorly written function name.

dd()

still not sure if this is the weirdest convo I've been part of

PDC

Poop
Development
Cycle

@BrokeTheInteger I've been told to stop now because one of the post-its I threw at the hungover Finance Girl missed and hit the Finance Director directly in the face... oops.

@irene kinky

I once accidently -- a rant and when i realised i went back to change it to a ++ and the guy had deleted his rant, oops.

@Count 💩

@Count and what is pooped can not be unpooped.

we should write poems together.

https://i.imgur.com/whHY08f.png

You may now scream

A little rushed I could've probably done better... and also it's not a band it's a song....

if ( you == naked() ) {
iLike(you);
elseif ( me == naked() ) {
iLike(me);
}

At a Junior Devoplers Desk:

- 3 notepads for 3 times the note taking ability.
- 2 pairs of headphones to listen to music and the other pair in case one fails/gets lost.
- 1 telecommunications device, my manager calls it a phone but it doesn't fit in my pocket so i think he lyin, that I don't know how to use.
- 5 cups, 1 for each day of the week because i need a clean up every day and in my office you have to fight for the good cups, so I stockpile.
- 4 stacks of post-its, which are not used for note taking but are used to screw up into balls and throw across the room at the finance team.
- and some biscuits

@Cyanide makes sense to who ever created CSS apparently

@theScientist I cried trying to make a dashboard using CSS Grid...

For some reason this makes me happy

@Dalgam as someone who has experience with Kali, I just want to amplify @agentQ comment, Do not start with Kali.

In my experience with other distros (which is very short) Ubuntu is a likely a good starting point, then after that there is Arch which seems to be a prefered between a lot of people but its a little more advanced.

@gitpush story of my life

@gitpush Honestly no idea.
The speakers only used the 3.5mm jack, they weren't USB or anything so.... well like i said I don't know.

@gitpush Fun Fact: I once couldn't install a game on steam, then I turned off my speakers and it installed flawlessly.
4 years later and I still don't understand why this even happened.

Just a quick Update:
If I manage to find the code (I'm currently having a friend dive through gigabytes of data on a school users drive) I will upload it to github for everyone to see, but probably not enjoy because as I will reiterate - even I, the creator, is unable to read the goddamn code.