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    if ( you == naked() ) {
    iLike(you);
    elseif ( me == naked() ) {
    iLike(me);
    }
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    A little rushed I could've probably done better... and also it's not a band it's a song....
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    @LiamHolmes I'll allow it. I did a "99 Problems" rendition in Python once.
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    This is one of the ways someone can summon me.
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    Method name "panic" not found. Did you mean "panic!"?
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    @Ashkin panic is a builtin function in Go.
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    @xorith I tried "Hey Jude" in Kotlin, but it didn't turn out nice
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    @byte The band's name is "Panic! At The Disco"

    They stopped being Panic! At The Disco when they dropped the bang.
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    Can't think of a good band (in my case producer) name but this is the best I can do right now with a song name:

    if(needSomeRoomToBreathe)
    {
    cutYourLungsOut();
    }
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    No-one's gonna comment the fact that op forgot a semicolon?
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    @RAZERZ there are no need for such silly things in Golang...
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    Golang is the perfect blend of Python style with C style.
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    If(iSay.what("Im not the others"){
    If(iSay.what("Im just another one in your place"){
    Var pretender = you;
    }
    }
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    @RAZERZ fucking amateurs man
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    class DJ {
    get david { ... }
    }

    It's David Getter 😁
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    const master = puppets.getMaster();

    master
    .pull(you.strings)
    .twist(you.mind)
    .smash(you.dreams);

    master.blind(you);
    assertFalse(you.canSee(thing));

    you.call(master.name);
    assertTrue(you.isScreaming);

    console.log('master', master);
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    Also works in Rust

    fn main() {
    panic!(at_the_disco)
    }
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    @Ashkin
    At this point it should be called Brendon! At the Disco.
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    @Samrodev
    Ahh, that's my favorite band :)
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    @Samrodev
    Misadventures was amazing! I still remember when Texas is forever came out. I was so hyped for the album.
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    @Samrodev
    No, I'm pretty sure it was Texas is Forever. I'll check really quick.
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    @Samrodev
    Oh, we were both wrong lol. I almost forgot about The Divine Zero.
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    @Samrodev
    I had notifications turned on for PTV on YouTube, so I couldn't miss Texas is Forever. :)
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    @Ashkin didn't know the reference

    So the rust version should do

    fn main( ) {
    panic!(atTheDisco);
    }
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    @shellbug why can't I save comment to favourites :c

    But what if I could? @dfox
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    @mkdirLuci4 @xorith #LanguagesWhichStillUseSemicolonsMasterRace :p
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    @RAZERZ semi colons are about precision, and if you ain't about precision GTFO
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    @RAZERZ Golang uses them. It just is secure enough in its status as a language to not need the constant reassurance of where one line ends and another begins. :)

    And unlike Python, it doesn't need high-maintenance formatting either. Just a particular coding style, such as where brackets and operators go.
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    @mkdirLuci4 oh I use them alright, they cause the baddest of times, but the best of times as well 😂
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    Syntax error on Line 2: ; expected
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    @xorith Mind to explain?
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    @PrivateGER Note the tag "Golang".

    Google can help you with the rest. :)
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