ClosedXML my new best friend, saved the day after spending hours reading shitty .xlsm files using NetOffice

Why is a ComboBox or Select in Android named as Spinner?

I love working on adhoc features that nobody is asking for but would greatly improve user experience rather than the actual jiras assigned to me, you guys do this or is it just me ?

Thank You StackOverflow

Trying Brave browser as my default on my phone. So went ahead and disabled chrome as I can't uninstall it.
And so many apps lost there shit, LinkedIn 9Gag etc. all started crashing.
Google misusing there Monopoly or just bad app code, I wonder

Happiness is refactoring a function with complexity > 415 to less than 15 😍🤘

So this modeler on a Dev call, I have this new shiny model, let's release this to production mid November😳 (Seriously that's how he started out the first conversation).

2 min silence, everybody looks at each other for reaction, just like a TV shows !! 🤣🤣

And the my Manager lists out the things that would be required to before we ship this out.🤐

Modeler : Oh I guess we won't be able to deliver it this year.😤

I am like what were you thinking. Everything is not just import an Excel in R and crunch numbers and write reports and show graphs. is it?

There is a real development cycle that has to do all of the above on not so pretty data, at scale reliably for 100s of clients and not just your laptop.

Tricking testers to get around the reported bugs doesn't count, right ?

Tried refactoring working legacy code :(

I hate you stupid Ivy, you cannot resolve that dependency. It's right there you blind idiot.

So for the past 3 weeks I have been reporting that the development on X tickets has been completed and are deployed for testing.

Testers, fuck it we are not testing.
BA: yeah ok.

So nobody is testing.

And this Friday evening BA panics, starts emailing everybody, we need those items tested blah blah..

Now he is calling the testers over the weekend for testing 😂

And adds few more changes to requirements. (WTF)

Says:- He will also be testing over the weekend.

IT team :- Systems won't be working due scheduled maintenance. 😂😂 In your face BA

IT people best timing ever🤘

Hope he learns some prioritizing.

Coming from C# background, I don't think I will ever be able to consider Java code beautiful 🙄🙄

!rant
How do you tell someone more experienced than yourself, to stop writing shitty code?

There should be a way to let Google know ok I have purchased this item already, can you please stop showing me this ad on every website I visit.

This happened in my first internship I was working for a small company. They had a knack of redefining policies at short notices.

The had this shitty time tracking site which was hosted internally.

We were working on client location for 25/30 days so we didn't have access to the time tracking site. And there comes a memo that everybody has to fill the time tracking or their salary will not be credited.

So when we reach office we hear this "News". We thought they would consider people on client location. But then on salary day we don't get any and are called into VP's office for a verbal lashing. We literally had to fight for two weeks for the salary.

Worst Experience Ever

Mom : My washing machine is not working.
Please fix it.
Me : I am a computer engineer.
Mom : You are an engineer though.
Me : That's not how it works.
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2 hours and many YouTube tutorials later
Me : It's done.
Mom : Didn't I tell you you can do it.