George R.R. Martin approves Linux as the most friendly OS.

When your coworker appreciates your code saying it's neat and beautiful

All of them ;)

IT Support to fix what A.I. broke.

Build ransomware!😂😛

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

How to get fired (no pun intended)

A community of the devs, for the devs, by the devs.

The United Rants of Devs, aka devRant 😄

Interviewer asked "Write SOMETHING on the board"

I wrote "Something"

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

Nope. It can have my battery...

The man behind the legend!

Don't be like jimmy... test before committing! 😋

Me Visiting a new location...

*Device found a new wi-fi signal:
worldsMostSecureRouter

*Enter password:
worldsMostSecureRouter123

*Authorizing...
*Obtaining IP address
*Connected

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Yes, my life is colorful...

I quite often run untested scripts on production systems or hot fix JavaScript files on live using Emacs...

I applied for a job and had to answer some questions.

What is the output of $a ?
<?php
$a = 123 == 0123;

So I was setting up my friend's NAS. Got everything worked in minutes (dns, port forwarding etc.). Enabled ftp connection tried it locally, working. Tried remotely, timed out...

After half an hour I was about to tear my hair out one by one when he suddenly said to wait a sec he knows what's the problem. Tapped two on his phone and suddenly, it's working.

THE FUCKING PHOTO UPLOADING FROM HIS PHONE TO THE CLOUD BLOCKED ALL INCOMING CONNECTIONS AND HE WAS AWARE OF THAT ALL ALONG. WHAT THE FUCK MAN, DO YOU ENJOY SEEING ME STRUGGLE?? That was literally an "I'm out" moment.

This is awesome.

Me: So how do you handle conflict
Candidate: I use git kraken to highlight my conflicts and walk through them one by one

Probably the most developer answer i've ever heard hahaha

The stickers just arrived.
Can you guess what brand is it covering?

Sublime died because Atom happened and I'm glad it's free.

Okay, question;

Can I use ANY phone number in my game?

According to Wikipidia:
"Numbers between (555)-0100 & (555)-0199 are reserved for fictional use."
But.. I'm wanting to have a little phone pop up in my game that you can enter phone numbers into and text the corresponding player (and i hope to have more than 99 players) I would just have contact names, but I want players ti be able to dick around with other players.. Like, post their number to in-game telemarketers and such. What fo you think I should do?

11/10 commit message.

Niceas

Company wide meeting. They used the TV screen as something to tape visuals on for us to look at.

I want to learn how to hack. So any suggestions where to buy an appropriate ski mask and hoodie?

Learned a new word here in devRant: sleep code.

Code that's is written where you hardly can get an eye open.

Crazy shit 😵

Edit: Yeah, I count sleep code as one word (or phrase if this will satisfy you before commenting)