Worst thing I've seen, C++:
int i; int stop = 0;
for ( ; stop != 1; i++ ) {
// some code...
stop = (condition) ? 1 : 0;
}

Oh and 'i' wasn't actually used.

@MCCshreyas +1
Long time since I last installed an antivirus on Windows and I never had any problem.

/dev/null

@Jonnyforgotten Remind me of a client who wanted a splash + fake loading messages when his app was starting because "it's more professional"

while (true) {

I miss the VHS grain and the sound of floppy disk drives :(

It doesn't bother me when it's for family but one thing I don't appreciate is when people think you're a sort of "computer wizard" fixing every possible problem in no time and for free.

Brainfuck

@dontbeevil Calm down, I know things have changed since Windows Me.
It was more thrown as a joke than a serious thing but I understand your reaction, I guess I should have made it more obvious haha

In our national railway company in France, they got almost everything running under Linux.
No more shitty BSOD when you're buying a ticket haha!

@funvengeance If they really care about you, they'll get over it, imho

@edwrodrig I'm pretty sure he used Brainfuck on some people...

Working on a cross-platform C++ library, supporting things like platform-API abstraction, fiber-based task scheduling, text localization...
I know multiple solutions are already available (SDL and others...) but I find it a great way for me to experiment with various low-level aspects of programming (memory allocators for instance) !

Remained me of this one