Got 2 Computers and 2 Laptops

1 is using Elementary OS
1 is using Arch
1 is using Linux Mint
1 is using OSX
And 0 Windows

Feels good man!

My girlfriend saw me coding in XCode.
GF: What are you doing?
Me: Ahmm. Coding.
GF: *saw the colors in every line of code
GF: That's easy. You just need to follow the color pattern. Green, Blue, Red and Yellow.
Me:
Macbook:
XCode:
Charger:

BTW. She's a Preschool Teacher. Hahahaha

Living in the middle east be like

Happy new year 2074 for all Nepali devrant users. (Yeah we are living in future)

That feature though!!

Two CSS properties walk into a bar.
A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.

One ++

So I use looking for ideas online to practice my android development skills and found this:

"Cool, I can win fee stuff just for posting one of the many funny devRants I'm sure I have. 😀"
*2 hours later*
"Pffft, who needs free stickers... 😥"

**Looking for a job**
Sees a posting saying 20+ years Linux experience....The hell, why don't you just get Linus to do that job...

1. Get a glass of water.
2. Start coding.
3. Solve a problem.
3. Get up and go get another glass of water.
4. Now you have two glasses of water.

the most polite virus :)

Can we please take a moment to acknowledge the fact that our community has grown tremendously? #feelingblessed

Still the best XKCD of all time.

When you spend all week building a site and getting it just right, only to find out at 4:55pm on Friday that the designer didn't actually follow the sitemap and half of your build will need to be re-done.

So called my ISP because of slow internet
Me : Hey , slow connection
Him : Could you open up CMD
Me : I'm on linux
then the dude hangs up :/ another guy called later , I guess the tech support needed tech support , FML

Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

That awkward moment when you open a terminal and the non dev person next to you thinks you're hacking him.

Who even uses Vim over Emacs!
And Tabs over Spaces! 😂