Had cleared up my deadlines today and wanted to try the new Google AR stickers on my one plus. Accidently deleted build.prop then unfortunately battery died and phone didn't not. Been installing and setting up the mobile since hours. AR stickers works now not a frustrating day.

Do you ever use your secondary OS on dual boot?

So I told my gf, if my life becomes dependent on a machine for survival and I am always attached to it. Unplug the machine.
She unplugged my computer

What’s your programmer/coder #MondayMotivation?

/usr/bin/drinking is taking up all my memory

I told her, you are the semicolon go my statements.
She replied "I code in Python"

Programming is like a magic, you can accomplish things that normal human beings can't.

Fix for bug x
Fix 2 for bug x
Final fix for bug x
Really final fix for bug x
Another fix for bug x
...
Fix 59 fit bug x
....
As the gf egg bf egg Jr DG DG r
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Bad music

You just added two lines of code why did it take you an hour to do so?

Oh you a computer engineer, can you fix my tv and fridge? :/
Jeez

I had a dream... and there were 1's and 0's everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!

When Startup Fails you don't fail because you made the product of your dreams

Her: Hunny when will you be done?
Me: 5 more minutes, am almost done solving this issue

The lie we all tell

Can you do it by tonight and give it to me early morning.
Me: umm NO.

In all development first 90% takes half the time and last 10% takes the other half. Jeez almost done wait for it

Everything is lines of code except the person you love its 404

How many waiting for stress ball? The moment you start getting stress trying to get the stress ball

I'll be done in one more hour.
10 hours later... Oh fuck this am going for a walk

Git a life

99 little bugs in the code
99 little bugs in the code
Fix 1 bug
100 little bugs in the code

The world isn't any better in GUI-land

Who the fuck change my code, i had fixed it

Good programmer swears when something goes wrong, great programmers swear everytime

Being a programmer can make you feel like batman to complete idiot in a minute

Why is it still not done yet?? They ask, well don't change feature on every demo and pay up i say

Tired of multi impossible deadlines