So called my ISP because of slow internet
Me : Hey , slow connection
Him : Could you open up CMD
Me : I'm on linux
then the dude hangs up :/ another guy called later , I guess the tech support needed tech support , FML

Atleast from that I know it's not Comcast... The conversation goes more like this:
Me: I pay for premium speeds, why am I getting lower speeds than advertised for your base package?
Comcast: Let me connect you to someone that can help...
Next Comcast: So I hear you're interested in upgrading your cable package?...
Me: *hang up*