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Someone please shoot me right now.Or better a blackhole could just collide with earth right now and annihilate everyone and everything!
We are supposed to launch the app this coming Friday and as of Monday this week everything was OK.
Just yesterday this client came up with dozens of changes that demand a major rewrite of the backend.

The thing with this client is that she doesn't realize I deal with the mobile apps and not the APIs.Right now am headed to the management office to explain why the app is not updated after she sent this email today morning.
This is not the first time she has demanded changes a week to the launch and i feel like i should stand up to her but you know, i have bills to pay.

Am I the only dev around here who is always dressed in full suit?

Is it just me or am I the only one who gets pissed if someone checks the expected result of a variable first?

For example:
if(true === $var)

Instead of:
if($var === true)

If you know what I mean 😉 also my birth date lol

>gets new haircut
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>better update my devrant profile

Push me
And then just merge me
So I can get that
Merge confliction
Merge confliction

!rant
I've begun writing my own joke language called Die. Use it to tell your boss, client, or partner how you feel about them!
https://github.com/JackRiales/Die

Don't you hate it when business people think they know everything about the technical side?

I see some users are writing '!rant' or even '!!rant' in header or tags. What does it mean?

Joomla... just why? And you thought wordpress could be rough!

John Snowden

Frontm End vs Back End

Any hour registration system

10 more days at my current job.
then: 4 weeks off to rest and get my side projects online.
then: start my new job.

life is good sometimes

The first book that I'll give to my child.

My friend build a website on Ruby on Rails for his semester end project.He used Lorem ipsom to represent text.
Our professor thought he used some template and gave him 0.

I almost did rm -rf / as root on my computer, but Ubuntu actually stopped me from doing it, even as root, saying it was too dangerous. Props, Ubuntu. You saved my hard drive.

Hit Save shortcut keys another 4 times just to be sure..

"How's that side project coming along?"

Question: What is the most used language in programming?

Answer: Profanity

Please don't put this on your resume and definitely don't list a language at 50% just because you used it once for a project.
We both know you're over exaggerating and all you'll do is waste my time.

Got my stickers!! Thanks from Italy

Whenever I see a sign that says 'push', I always pull first, to avoid conflicts.

Full Stack Developers 😂😂

My colleague always tells me how he hates windows and that he uses linux just to look like cool dev, one day I found him using windows and he was like ....