When your technical director tells you that he prefer notepad++ over phpstorm.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Today I started a project in which I must parse and extract some features from orders. Features can be product names, options, custom data and more and then do some validations/processing.

The (main) problem ? All I have is a String per order and of course most of the product/options have either change or been deleted.

I want to sudo rm -rf myself 😞

Dark basic tutorials to create really silly text based games. Feeling old now :/

What do you say when you see a mysql_connect in the middle of index.php ? die();

Joomla ffs

Document your code, Don't give your variables silly names. Use git !!