One of the most evil commands to completely screw a Linux terminal user.

alias cd='rm -rf'

Deletes the folder you want to cd in.

Everytime I try to do

`npm install -g`

My first child's name will be Sudo, then I can say:
"sudo clean you room"

What do u think ?

The best thing about a BOOLEAN is even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Wow what a demo

A customer just suggested that we use HTML for our web application...

Don't you just love it when customers give you coding advice 😝

Sent an email out in work informing everyone that we had pushed updates out to all Windows PC's.

Got the following phone call 10 minutes later:

"Hi, I can't log into the banking account app on my iPhone. Did you do something to it with your updates?"

"Nope. They were PC updates."

"Well, I'm sorry but you're wrong. It must be you! It was working yesterday."

"Again, it's not us. What's the error message you're getting on your app?"

"Invalid password"

".....then could it just be that you're entering an invalid password?"

"No, I know the password. I only changed it yesterday!"

"So it was working before you changed the password?"

"That's what i said!
I'm telling you, it's your updates."

"Okay but before we go 'troubleshoot' it, how about ringing your bank firs-"

"Oh look, it doesn't matter if you don't want to help, I don't have time for this!
I'll ring your boss and he'll uninstall the updates for me and fix the app." *hangs up*

I wonder what Windows 10 has done.

So I'm 6 seconds behind devrant servers 😏, who's has the correct time...

Tired is the day when waiting for a file to load, only to realize it has loaded long ago and the file is the spinner.

When you don't know the WiFi password, then you try "12345678" and it works.

That horrible moment when you decide to continue working on a task at home, only to find out you didn't commit your changes in work. Fuck.

How great is Google Allo? This great...

Having to deal with stupid testers who think your app should be resistant to water and black magic and report a bug if it is not

!rant

A simple yet cool wallpaper that I enjoy; I thought maybe you guys would like it too

Being a developer means...
- Writing code
- Fixing bugs and issues
- Impromptu project manager to current project
- Making coffee
- Seeing unicorns
- Listening to the boss' suggestion that goes horribly wrong
- Contemplate

When you prove its a hardware probelm

Thank you!

Only God and I knew what I was doing, writing uncommented code in C a year ago.

Now, only God knows.

>Building advertising platform
>Life is good
>Fire up the dev server and open in browser
>No assets
>What the fuck
>Check code and config for like an hour it's all good
>What the fuck
>Try incognito browser, it works.
>What the fuck
>Oh yeah. Adblock. Fuck.

People get so defensive about their code! Especially, code that becomes redundant. Suddenly, they get all activist type, as if their puppy is being put to death, and come up with the most convoluted of reasons why it is very critical code.

👻👻👻👻👻🔞

Phoney call from MS:
- We at Microsoft have detected an issue with your PC.
- Oh, I only have a Mac.
- But that is fine, I will transfer you to the Mac department...

Well played Blizzard.

Train dev

When developing outside of a Starbucks and a bird decides to shit right on the keyboard of your laptop 😑

If all devRant users worked in one big office, we'd all be eating a lot of birthday cake

Backend vs. Frontend

Yes. You don't use Windows until and unless you are developing for Windows environment!