The company I recently started working for are young guys my age, who want me to create awesome stuff, however I feel is best, and they let me think and try stuff, like new cool design ideas and use latest API's to create the most modern site possible. "Whatever you think is the best way to do it"

And I'm paid a decent salary. This is the first job I liked. Ever. I literally wake up early to get going, and work overtime (without them knowing nor paying extra) because I think this project is so amazing and I feel like giving back.. I usually hate PMs, but these guys rock.

A sad day :/ Gotta sell this badboy, since I ordered the new one.. removing the stickers hurts

Windows at it again .. and it failed to install

alias "phpunit-commit"="phpunit && git add . && git commit"

This have saved me so much time.
- phpunit
- if all GREEN, we add and commit to git

(Yes, theres likely tools for this, and some that run after pushing - but I've already avoided some faulty commits)

You should deploy thursday, so you have friday to fix possible errors and fuckups.

Damn that's a lot of hours every day. He/she has top 1 on Wakatime leaderboards.

Good job, whoever you are.

(Oh, and guess that a Mac CAN be used as a dev machine 😉)

alias "git commit"="git reset --hard HEAD"

got commit
got add
got pull
got push
...

Typos.. every.. Damn.. time.. so I assigned an alias for got = git

Helping out a friend how to code, and he said:

"Can't we just use a string? An array is just like a string anyway."

We were looking at some setting types in Visual Studio.

My plant.

My business partners: "it's so fucking cloud!!" Whenever I do something remotely "techy"... so cringeworthy

"How much info can we get from cookies? I want to get gender, approx. age and at least first name. That's possible, right?"

Me: "that's not how cookies work.. the info needs to be stored somewhere, where we can access it. It's not in guests cookies"

"How does Google do then? They're tracking everything we do.. *bla* *bla*"

- my business partner..........

I was 6. I wanted to make RuneScape hacks, tools and such.. since then, I've been developing.

"We need to get visitors age, gender and it would be nice if we could get city too.. can we pull this from the cookies so they don't have to enter the information on our site? How much info can we even pull, we need as much as we can get"

I literally kicked a wall when I received this message

Want free stickers? Here's a short list:

https://stickers.notifuse.com/

https://stickers.onion.io

https://stickers.digitalocean.com

Will update (in comments) when new ones are found.

So.. tons of sites have their Laravel .env file accessible...

Google this: filetype:env APP_ENV

Yes indeed..

Don't we all know this feeling..?

source: http://digitalsynopsis.com/design/...

Ran a script on production to scrape ~1000 sites continously and update our ~50.000 productions from the data. On the same server as our site was running. Needless to say, with traffic and scraping, our server had almost 100% CPU and ram usage all the time for 2 weeks until I realised my fuckup

I was interviewed for a brand new startup, which is now worth +$20m, and I really liked the idea and founder behind. When I met with her, I was blindsided by another developer, who was gonna ask the questions (which is fair!) - I simply weren't informed.

The meeting went on, and seemed great, however we started talking about bug tracking, and I mentioned that I liked "New Relic" (no more!!) and he, the developer, obviously did not, as the mood suddenly changed and he started bitching about it being expensive, and that there were better alternatives.. The meeting endes shortly after, and I was told by the founder that she'll contact me.. Never happened. However I was told by the developer who was hired instead of me, that "another application was rejected due to personal preferences"..

May be small problems to anyone but me, but I just find it disgusting, and it's typical developers to be so high and mighty about their choises ("X language sucks, you should use Y")

I don't blame the founder at all, and I've supported their company since (minus ranting about the shitty product that they ended with)

gulp.pipe(notify("SASS compiled, motherfucker!"));

I hate working on tight deadlines when I have plans the entire week, so I add some random shit to my gulpfile once in a while to cheer myself up.. Did not work, but I'm not gonna remove it.

My business-partner thinks we can pull personal informations from cookies, like age, gender, city and interests......

"Can we get peoples age and gender from cookies? How much data can we get from their cookies? Like if they've looked at a white bag recently?"

WTF..