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In 2014,. I sold 0.17 btc for $87. I bought pizza with that money. It was delicious. I regret nothing.

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when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

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This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

joke/meme less is more? i suck at documenting

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My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

rant blessed

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If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

rant bad puns

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Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

joke/meme meme joke

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Big congrats to @AlexDeLarge for being the first devRant member to hit 50,000 ++!

A pretty awesome accomplishment highlighting great contributions and content.

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My brother and I were checking out this new restaurant that had opened up recently. As we enter,

I inadvertently blurt out, "Hey! This place has a nice UI!"

Brother - "Wut?"

Me - "Ambience, I meant ambience."

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Linux distributions.

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Angular Y U du dis to me

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Apple: Born to be fruit

Linux/Unix: Born to be root

Windows: Born to re boot

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Realizing no programming language or concept or theory is too hard to learn. My retinas may burn out staring at my screens but I will get there eventually.

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Client: we need extraordinary website in ordinary price.
Me: ohk *google search* WordPress free theme.

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It working! How? What did i do?

It's not working! What did I do?

🤔😣👨‍💻

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Lawyer: "I heard you do websi..."

Me: "No."

Never, ever again will I do a website for anyone in the law profession. You can write the most airtight and amazing contract ever devised and they will find a way over, under, around, and through it to SCREW YOU UP THE ASS.

undefined i'm so done lawyers

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Make Internet Explorer the default Web browser.

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"Dad, where does the babies come from?"
"Well...err...um...do you have any other questions left?"
"What are you doing as a developer?"
🤔
"Ok...let's talk about babies..."

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OS relationship(explicitly)

Windows is my girlfriend
Mac is that rich girl I always wanted to
Fuck
And
Linux is Side bitch that I only use when above are not responding

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Sometimes I daydream about one of my projects to become successful. Then I realize that Google Chrome has 56.000 open issues and I regret

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Rails is a shady framework

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Told my Boss Server is Down. He told me to go downstairs and work there.

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I had to renew my I.D.

I went to my town offices but their software kept crashing without hope because I'm born on Feb 29.

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The feeling when you realize the DDoS attacker is yourself because of some stupid JavaScript bug which resulted in an infinite loop which happens to make requests to your server...

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‎Nobody needs CSS anyway.

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Coding Etiquette 101:

TURN THAT FUCKING DARK THEME ON!!!

undefined irritating dark theme night mode what is that bright thing on your screen?

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Me : You should try this app, its great!
Friend: What is about?
Me : A place where programmers and developers tell jokes and complain to each other
Friend : But you can do that i real life too
Me : But now you don't have to leave your computer to do that

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Bad handwriting is the most effective encryption

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The cool thing about side projects is you can do whatever you want.

The shitty thing is you never complete whatever you want.

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Will they be taking our jobs now? 😂😂

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Git Bowl

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