So... where are the cute cats?

@asgs I know 😁

@iceb even more evil: https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

Make a simple login form that implements password purgatory and let them submit their requests there.

https://passwordpurgatory.com/

@lungdart This is actually a great idea!

cue malicious compliance.

Make a SoMe profile using your company email. Do not link it to anything related to your private SoMe profile.

Use ChatGPT to generate one LinkedIn post every day, I bet you can find an API for that.

Me: Details...

Client: I don't have time for this!

Me: Less details...

Client: Why aren't you giving me all the information!?

...I was not very heartbroken when I lost that client.

@sideshowbob76 surprised_pikachu.jpeg 😔

My first follow up question to a non-technical person would be "So, what is the end goal for this feature?"

@Lensflare I'm not claiming anything.

This came from my team lead and thinking back on my experience I thought "yes, you are right".

I learned something valuable this other day.

A developer that has never touched Enterprise and a developer that knows how to tackle Enterprise are two completely different mindsets and both think the other one does things in a stupid way.

It's a better job with higher salary and, to be honest, in the long run those 1-2 days at the office will only do you good.

@jeeper ah, phone number and one time password.

That splendid fuckery that will happen if you change your phone number, because of course you don't have access to both your old number and your new number at the same time.

Discussed a demo solution with customer C today, how they should provide access for their customers CC.

Apparently, C adding CCs email address to an organization, then send a reset-password link to CC so they can choose their own password and log in to the organization is too cumbersome

Please kill me.

ChatGPT stole my wife.

@netikras Yes, it depends. I forgot that Google Play store isn't available more.

In addition, if I worked in a high security/confidentiality environment I don't think I would trust anything but an iPhone with minimal apps installed.

Samsung phones are overrated and overpriced.

You will get just as far for a cheaper price with OnePlus, Xiaomi or Huawei.

... but, hey, try JetBrains Rider

@Lensflare I guess he means developing on a Windows computer using Visual Studio and in that case all his points are valid

@lorentz good points

Bumping for interrest

@Nanos That is because we have tried and failed multiple times and discovered that the only solution that works more than 50% of the time is to reinstall Windows.

What @Grumm said.

As your experience grows, you will see shit hitting the fan over and over.

Taking longer time to answer is simply "considering all things that may fail here" and that gives a more valuable answer than the one that didn't consider these things.

For me, that is a three-step ladder.

1. What can I do to relieve myself from stress at work? The obvious bullet point is priorities, however that usually includes that you will disappoint someone else. Choose carefully there. Next, sequence your work, if it is possible to deliver first task A, then B, then C, that is less stressful for you and more efficient work than working on A,B and C at the same time. There is a lot more that can be said about this but I think you get the point.

2. Talk to your manager. Are you working with things you do not want to work with? See if the company has a career way that fits your purpose and investigate how you can transition. Do you have too much work? Tell them that the expectations to you are not realistic and try to work out how you can offload some work to other resources.

3. Start looking for a new job.

C# is one of the better things to build a backend with. Entity Framework is not.

Golden, like in Golden shower?

How do you know that not everything you hold dear is already replaced by an exact copy?

@dontbeevil MS Authenticator can add other providers because other providers implement a standard.

Other authenticators can not implement MS auth because #justmicrosoftthings

Sometimes I have nightmares where I accidentally quit my current job.

That's how much I like it there.

Be a man. Force push.