Visual Studio 2013 needs 1GB
Visual Studio 2015 needs 1.5GB
Visual Studio 2017 needs....
....
....
14GB!!!!!

New ultra fast sorting algorithm!

100 / 100 😂😂

Finding my car in the parking structure is much easier at 1am.

AR camera app for automatically recognizing and valuing rare books [more details]

My Friends say i´m no dev...
Why???? :(
I love do Sports,
I have free time,
I´m eating healthy,
I don't like coffee....

I am evolving as a Software Enginner by doing the work of the other people around me that don't do shit.

Apparently I can get free stickers huh ;)

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

Stuck.
30 min. bike ride home.
Unstuck.

Worst security bug/feature? Trump.

All versions of Windows

Ssh private key in svn!

I'll just update visual studio... this cannot take that long....

-Code all day at college
-Get home to rest
-Bored
-Back to coding all night

😵 the most secure password/username combo I have every seen

Any corona developers out there? I'm a newbie and trying to create an application which helps students to interact each other/communicate each other, my question is: Have you created something like this? Can you help me or give me some tips? Thank you so much!

Anyone who's been part of the community has probably noticed a little OS mud slinging. It's natural, as everyone cheers on their "team".

I just realized that no one is ranting/name calling/general mockery of the BSD crowd! They just get away without a scratch. Not fair 🚫

unlimited

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

I feel like "programmers are not computer technicians" joke is kinda overused lately. It doesn' matter if we are not technicians, we are very knowledgeable in computers and people knows that. People of course will try to get help from you when they can so it's not a wonder that they ask you to help with something they are not confident. Everyone that exercises practical professions lives through that. If your sister-in-law is a mathematician it's normal to ask for help if you are not able to come up with the right algorithm for the task. People depend on each other. That's how we survive.
But I'm not saying start helping everybody that can't open a pdf file. Just know who to choose to help. If they are a capable person or someone that's a part of your everyday life they will most likely repay you when you are also in need. Believe me everyone needs help time to time.

Like a programer:)

I don't know how recruitment goes outside of the Netherlands, but here they can be very very aggressive due to the scarcity of programmers.
One was even so blunt that he called the office I was working and asked to be connected to me with some bullshit story. Now you have to understand that this was a small company, so small that it was one open space. You can imagine how I felt when he was asking me questions and offering me work while the rest of the people could actually hear me. I got mad at the guy and refused.

What are your weirdest recruiter stories? Beside LinkedIn spam...

Acceptance Criteria: it should spin

The more I dig into Calculus 1, the more I realize how important and useful it is.

When you broke the build but your team hasn’t done ‘git blame’ yet.

@dfox feature request: avatar hoodies
How can I be fSociety without a hoodie?

WHY WINDOWS 10, WHY

When a client tries to sue but then realizes their fight was nullified by the signed contract.

Bird = client
Fox = Developer

Where do I keep a custom config file?!!!
I have a script in /etc/init.d that runs a program that takes a file as an argument, but I shouldn't keep that file in a user's home directory. Where should it be?