Couldn't resist making this...

Your data is backed up daily and weekly. Until..

Look what I’ve found!

Now Chrome has a new competitor..

Too early for node_modules joke?

Y’all got anymore of them RAM?

So, in my Country there are people actually selling 40 empty folders for about 3 dollars... As a gift they also send an empty .doc file... And people are buying it!!!

8am. Fire alarm. Git push!

Millennials

So everyone is showing their setup, I thought why not share mine.

WHAT EVEN THE FUCK.

THIS IS NOT OK

Someday I will answer this question to my kids...

I want the legendary I phone (x-h)^2 + (v - k)^2 = r^2 !!!

Me: *Working intently on project*
Gf: "Why are you just googling stuff & copying"

WELCOME TO PROGRAMMING 101

#include<studio.h>
<studio.h>
studio
u

git push it to the limit!

Get it?

Let's play Sudo, a Linux board game

Why does everyone hates 9?
Or is it real that 7 8(ate) 9!!!!!!

Source: Instagram

I just wanted to share a quote that I think is completely magnificent.

"Saying that you don't care about privacy because you have nothing to hide is like saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say."

- Edward Snowden

SO: " What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?"
Best One :

Yes, I’m mr. not provided. 🙃

Python and C walk into a bar.
Except python walked in an hour later.

25 phrases you wish you could say at work more often

(Warning: Contains naughty words...:-)))

1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

11. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. No, my powers can only be used for good.

24. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

25. Who me? I just wander from room to room

()() ist not a palindrome but )(() is one

When you decide to use a model for an engineering picture this is what happens. (Look at her hand)

Just looking at code, my colleague ("Senior Java Developer"), wrote...

if (process == "null") {...}

As you can guess, process is a String.

I just don't know what I can tell him. It's just so wrong, in every possible way...

If you ever feel useless don't forget the following response code- 418 I'm a teapot.

To the guy that invented NULL...
Thanks for nothing.

*This is a corrected version of the dad joke originally containing zero.