Python and C walk into a bar.
Except python walked in an hour later.

If it was a Java bar then they will be served the same time...if they request the same drink.

@apollotonkosmo
C ordering: 50 mbs please.
Python: im gonna have a gb please.
C: What the hell, rough day?
Python: yeah, had to sort some things out.
C: Sort? Like what?
Python: a list.
C: Jesus man.
Python: the bartender is hot.
C: she is not my type.
Python: you're too picky, that's why I don't have types. But girls don't like me either.
C: because you treat them like objects.

@stefant Omg brilliant

@devios1
Thanks I try :p

@stefant just amazing haha.