Divorced, marriage took too much of my time I wanted to spend online.

Nothing to do, sick leave, body and mind needs time to recover. Long walks and hard exercise plus proper diet and lots of rest makes me recover in about 2 weeks.

I always do the same, I never play the game or against the AI / opponent. I'm playing against the ones that made it.

He took sickday after weekend so no idea the outcome yet. Just got verified that she did exist in the ancient mainframe more than 10 years ago, before they met.
The rest was a bit hard to interpret.

You are always dependant on frameworks, compiler, hardware kontrolleres, os etc. Your code could be perfect still it will stop working at times.
Ignore the paranoia, accept the occasional glitch and fail.

Just tell them you'll stick the config in a database. Usually shuts them up.

Looks like I'm allergic to certain nuts, guess I have to be reeducated from being a dev then.

Dev lives matter!

Next fad: Dicks out for devs?
Problem is it will be hard to notice while at our desks, and to be fair it won't be a new thing for some.

@DeveloperACE nope, they moved on. It's not the first time by far I do stuff like that

@DeveloperACE yup, I got some sniggering and a lot of confused looks of the "did that just happen?" Type

@Jumpshot44 nah, he just asked them to be quiet so he could speak and I have poor impulse control.

Went quite well, but I'm unsure about what they will offer for salary and conditions might be tricky to negotiate.

@Jumpshot44 no it's "optional" but we're strongly encouraged to attend.
Pretty sure I liked the event Long before the work one was planned.

@addvilz close, I work for their competition.

If they wanted to investigate attempts at looking at blocked sites like porn. Management would be the first to fall. Besides noone really cares about that here, the sites are blocked so no point in monitoring useage.
If you want porn use your 4G.

Nah, I know the firewall would Block any calls to it and just give him a error site blocked. The look on his face when he read the error message... Priceless.

Some fuchsia development leaks in august to replace android if I'm not mistanken. EE vs Swing, don't have a opinion I have to work with a lot of languages and frameworks.

Android will be replaced by new OS under development.
Java would be my choice amongst those.

I'm forced to daily, freaking dress code apply to all employees Even us locked in the back room that no Customer will ever see.

I thought, the same as any other dev would do, that it was a scripted event.

If you stop you won't get paid.
If you don't get paid you will be unable to buy food.
If you can't buy food you will starve.
If you starve you will eventually die.
Therefor program or die.
At least you have the freedom to choose.

Tom could be my best friend, years of marshall arts and weights as well.

I had a International E-meeting at a set time, previous meeting off site delayed me and I missed the train. I sent txt to lead PM for the meeting that I missed the train due to meeting and asked to reschedule thought it was ok. Suddenly while enroute phone rang and boss was furious I hadn't turned up or notified. I was already angry and wasn't in the mood to roll over so I yelled back. I did notify and had the proof. 5 mins later lead texted that he had his cell on silent and ignored it. I was then told to ensure he received it. I kept quiet while thinking gtfo and job interview tomorrow.
When I came into the office boss called me into a meeting room to blow out and "apologize". It took everything I had not to quit there and then. I'm still mad and looking for a New job.

Nothing makes you feel alive like carrying a undetonated unstable ied in your pocket next to your junk.
iPhone users just don't get that sense of feeling alive after surviving another day without your junk being blown off.

Happy birthday

Remember to tell them where they can find the "any" key.

@g-m-f actually they live locally and don't have my commute So they have far better conditions and haven't Even been forced to overtime yet. Me on the other hand was stripped of Home office and commute office hours.

First interview done, went ok. I'm pretty solid match, but I might take a paycheck cut in it so considering passing and keep looking.

@arcadesdude yeh, it literally physically hurt to see her open the pdf my system made, that I have full access to, print it, scan it and then mail me the scanned pdf...

@arcadesdude nope, just printed and stuffed the printout into the scanner.