@iAmNaN

OMG

it works :O

WELL DONE MICROSOFT **soft pat on Microsoft's shoulder**

@iAmNaN

Win10, Excel 2016 - still one window per spreadsheet :D

I think it's a microsoft thing to compel users to get multiple computers, so you can KVM between them with different spreadsheets haha

@austudo I'd rather do that than optimizing some rudimentary shit on the web

@sladuled glad I was able give you a laugh :)

@devTea it's like their logo:

"one picks up a fallen apple on the ground, brushes it, and goes for the bite. Earlier, some animal pissed on it. Upon tasting the bad flavour, the guy spits everything out and lets the apple return to the ground, partly chewed, becoming an icon of a prestigious, but shitty company"

:D

@devTea Apple security, or "making things undrinkable"? :D

you could just do return myvar > 0 instead :)

@DustInCompetent oh. I guess I didn't scribble that well enough, some kind of portal where you can manage some videos that get posted on transportation

@Floydian privacy and respect reasons :D

@erandria thanks!

it's these little things that eventually you get aquainted with, go around them and remember about them for next time!

But also working with a CMS which imposes you limits (as you can't code directly on it, only in twig...), is very cumbersome

@Maer I might be a bit better than google in that regard then hahaha

@Flygger well, she should be included in the call as there are some strategical stuff which I cannot answer to, so unfortunately I have to make the call with her, but also she is a very poor computer user, so she never fills in her meetings/appointments correctly in terms of timing, then I get a "no, am not available" and then "just look at my calendar", to which I can answer: "I did, there are some availabilities, but you entered things poorly so it's not accurate"

well anyway, I thought it wasn't my job to look if other are available or not... colleagues tell me that indeed it is... I find it weird :'D

@Flygger I am definitely not caring, she imposes her stress on us and she doesn't realise she does it...

@mpie one could say so, but definitely not my style

@xewl yep. She often says we're children because we're all the same age (27-ish) and she's not our mum... >_< pisses me off

If no volcanos are available due to a massive and sudden queuing-for-the-death-jump, a quick hack is to just jump from the highest floor of your building. It will suffice too.

@Stuxnet beut have iou heurd abawt de frensh accent?

(but have you heard about the french accent?)

(being bilingual I allow myself this parody, thank you :D and i love accents too, without bringing prejudice on people)

@rutee07 would be good to know if the issue is solved

looks like a github issue :D

Update, via Whatsapp:

Could you send me <colleague's> contact details??

T_T

@Devnergy being a he or a she makes no differences, it's just someone who thinks computers are magic things that require some voodooing session to make it work

@C0D4

> ...

> You have a meeting at 11:15 this morning, about some random project you couldn't care about.

@theMaintainer true

And they probably think SEO means Super Enabled Organisation or something in the like haha

Careful with SEO by modifying client-side the page's title

that's sweet :D

we have objects with different names but they all share the same methods and properties... yet the original designer created the same files FOR EACH OBJECT TYPE ARG

And the css looks like yours and worse xD

Good luck man!

@iKameo a Windows 10 free update from win 7, I guess it's a live one then :)

If you don't have a problem to solve, you don't code :D

@ScriptCoded

// Todo: add localisation support

Hahaha

"Hey, testing this! :D".replace(/[bcdfghjklmnpqrstvzx]/ig, letter => `${letter}o${letter.toLowerCase()}`)

-> "Hohey, totesostotinongog tothohisos! :Dod"

I would say drunk pirate speak one-liner

@NoMad It's what I've seen being done around me :D

I'm suspecting a large presence of bots on the app too, just there to pollute everything...

@NoMad I see both gals and guys suffer from the same problems, especially on that particular platform. Slight exception: guys are "SWIPE EVERYTHING RIGHT" and girls are "SWIPE EVERYTHING LEFT", according to what I've seen around with my friends. So, with that in mind, when a girl swipes right, she knows she's going to match. A guy? no friggin' clue. And then a match happens, the girl doesn't even dare answer. I mean wtf, don't swipe right or at least have the politeness of saying "sorry, no can't do", no messages is just frustrating. I guess it's the same for you when guys don't answer.

Funnily though, is how guys react to you when you say you want to know them more. Personaly I would be delighted, I'm surprised it's not the case for most other guys?

Joining you on staying single forever, but with the "purity" of the singleness haha :D