Genius troll 😂😂

Never too much

Funniest thing I heard in my computer science class

P1: What's GitHub?
P2: It's like an IDE like Eclipse but an online version.

Lolllll 😂

(Apologise if it's a repost)

Oh God...the end is near.

That was good beer

Boot up/shut down(different os edition)

Windows:
......eh?....
......zzzz......z...eh?
......
.....
....hold up.....zzz
....eh? Oh right!....
......z.....ok ok I am here...what?
....z...zzzzzz

Mac OS:
........
.......
..eh?
...ok I am here wtf u want?

Linux (most distros)
....snores coke...what?I AM HERE LETS GO MOFOCKA

-----shut down
Windows:
Still eating glue...
....glue....glue....glue...
WINDOWS WILL UPDATE WHE...whst are you doing with that pillow shshuahahhaah..x___x

Mac OS
.....
..ok fuck u bye whatever

Linux (most distros)
Ok bye xoxoxo talk to you lateer
**dead**

To celebrate Quantum release, let's share your must have add-ons for your browser(s).

Mine :
- bitwarden,
- ublock origin,
- jsonovich,
- feedbro
- rested
- error indicator
That's all.

Screenshot and pocket are already included with Firefox and work great. Chrome needs extensions for those though. I used to have disconnect and ghostry in past.

Had two choices: shut down and update, or shut down.

Clicked shut down.

Working on updates, 30% complete.

Cunts. Why did you even ask.

Firefox Quantum you say? Great - another f*ing Browser to test webpages on. As if there weren't enough already.

BTW: my first rant - hello world

My colleague's vision of the word "structure"...........

When you read others source code...

Just applied to a new job with this as my cover letter.
Wish me luck!

Don't know what to say found this on reddit

It's funny, whenever the subject of facebook vs privacy comes up (mostly I don't even initiate those convo's), people always start to defend facebook when I say that I THINK that facebook is build to get people addicted to it and get them to stay on facebook as long as possible.

Haha, one of facebook's early investers/ex facebook presidents said the following in an interview:

“It’s a social-validation feedback loop, exactly the kind of thing that a hacker like myself would come up with, because you’re exploiting a vulnerability in human psychology.”

So even an ex president of facebook is admitting this.

I also found the folloing a good one:

The underlying thought process while creating platforms like Facebook or Instagram is something like “How do we consume as much of your time and conscious attention as possible?”

Last but not least, the part I found the most scary:

“God only knows what it’s doing to our children’s brains.”

Yes, I find this scary.

Oh yeah and for the people who are going to call bullshit on this one, I've got one source and if you search engine on the title of that article then you'll find loads of websites having that story:

https://fossbytes.com/facebook-was-...

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke!

An electronic billboard had an error and it made it look like the sky had an error.
src="Reddit"

When the code runs perfectly on the very first hit.

Leaving swift be like....