This is how my prof uses braces:

If () {
test;
} else {
test2;
}

He uses it as an example of how to use line breaks properly.

FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Another benefit of working from home: PRIVATE TOILET.

One fucking toilet for 15 people is not enough.

I dare you all to code with a non-monospaced font for a week

Duplex: Hi, Umm... Can I book 3 seats on Wednesday?

Restaurant: Sure! And what time is it?

Duplex: Yeah, Oh, I'd like it at NullPointer Exception if it's possible.

Restaurant: Invalid parameter "NullPointer Exception" restarting program...

I wasn't going to post this because I expected loads of hate but fuck it, I'd rather share it anyways. Also take into account that sometimes there's no choice because money is needed or other circumstances :)

This one guy told me to never let down my values and what I stand for if I can afford to do that, no matter what they are.

I'd quit my job over having to use tools like Google or Slack (luckily my company is highly against using Slack and most people have moved to ddg) and as for WhatsApp, I said at my interview that I'd either wanted a business phone for using WhatsApp or I wouldn't use it. Boss said 'thats cool!'

I quote from him(that person who said this to me):

"they force you to use something you're uncomfortable with? Fuck'em. They don't understand your reasons? Their problem.
Even if nobody in the entire world understands/accepts your reasons, doesn't mean they're not valid."

"Always" - me

*Email*
"We updated our Privacy Policy"
"We updated our Privacy Policy"
.
.

*opens devRant*
**Rants on Privacy Policy**

-_-

Bow down, Arch peasants, for I am now an allmighty Gentoo user. God, it feels good to leave Arch 👀

Shit just got real

Every single time I try to find a solution to a problem I'm having....
Who were you? What did you see?

Random password generator...

"We are looking for a developer with 10 years of GDPR experience."

"Hey guys, so whats the name of the repo?"
"Oh, we are using Google Docs"

I’m a fast learner too 😂

Friend: So, you can program

Me: Yeah

Friend: nice, can you hack a Facebook profile?

Every.
Fucking.
Times.

#deadline

i'm just going to leave this here

chmod 777 😄

I never understood Snapchat.
- Its a text messaging app with all the useful features removed
- Its a camera app that deletes all the photos you take with it
- Its a news app that only shows you clickbait

Notepad allows only 2 steps for UNDO. 😢
Lost 18 links : (

if c++ is an upgrade to c, should assembly be considered c-- ?

I can't believe 1&1 SELLS internet.

Fuck off.

Salute to the great minds ✋

1. I am back!

2. If I can time travel, I want to go back to March....

3. I love this place.
Thanks everyone who loved me. 50 upvotes in a short farewell rant and 10+ comments? Thanks <3

Goes to take a shit, opens toilet lid

"We are updating our privacy policies....."

My manager doesn't get it.

guthib.com

Some love stories are immortal.

Ghostery just leaked all of their users email addresses in their GDPR compliance email.