Work life balance. Ever heard of it?

Crazy story ...
And it have happened in my company actually

Dude, remote work in a country side city makes me feel like people think I'm a drug dealer or something

I never leave my house

Linux users be like

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

A mesh network specifically for children.

MILF marketplace.
The audience seemed to enjoy it but I don't think I'd get any investment.

it's like amazon but for drugs

😂😂😂😂

Modern tragedy in four lines:

- I just bought a new 1TB SSD
- Look at all this free space
- Let's do npm install
- Oh no

Looking at the database credentials for an application I’m working on.

Dev/QA password: yU$@1zmH91?
Prod password: app123

Accurate

Lmao who does ths

Santa is just a glorified sprint master

Fix my computer

Things that make me angry:

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My friend silently quited his job. He simply stopped coming to work and that is OK, because his contract expired last Monday. He worked for very bad company, where everyone was braging about how awesome dev they are and know everything better than him. Since company forgot to talk with him about contract renewal or to find a replacement, they are now in big troubles because braggers broke production and none know how to fix it :)

This facts are killing me

"During his own Google interview, Jeff Dean was asked the implications if P=NP were true. He said, "P = 0 or N = 1." Then, before the interviewer had even finished laughing, Jeff examined Google’s public certificate and wrote the private key on the whiteboard."

"Compilers don't warn Jeff Dean. Jeff Dean warns compilers."

"gcc -O4 emails your code to Jeff Dean for a rewrite."

"When Jeff Dean sends an ethernet frame there are no collisions because the competing frames retreat back up into the buffer memory on their source nic."

"When Jeff Dean has an ergonomic evaluation, it is for the protection of his keyboard."

"When Jeff Dean designs software, he first codes the binary and then writes the source as documentation."

"When Jeff has trouble sleeping, he Mapreduces sheep."

"When Jeff Dean listens to mp3s, he just cats them to /dev/dsp and does the decoding in his head."

"Google search went down for a few hours in 2002, and Jeff Dean started handling queries by hand. Search Quality doubled."

"One day Jeff Dean grabbed his Etch-a-Sketch instead of his laptop on his way out the door. On his way back home to get his real laptop, he programmed the Etch-a-Sketch to play Tetris."

"Jeff Dean once shifted a bit so hard, it ended up on another computer. "

The lights in the data center broke.
Everything else is working.

Sometimes, being the only fullstack dev with access to a lot of systems gives you the ability to introduce functionality that:

A) prevents future errors

B) introduces new validations to users to make sure A) is prevented.

C) apply these changes to different projects

But most importantly...

D) without a single person in management getting involved or having to sign it off.

It's like running a company you own, but without owning it.

Granted with such power, comes the trust and responsibility of deploying changes with the adequate testing being done prior and handling change management, but fuck, sometimes I wonder if "god mode" for lack of a better term, is too much, or just enough to get the job done without the politics.

Stackoverflow vs documentation

we are ready..

"Coding a first person openworld mmorpg in 24 hrs"

Nice one geekboy

Been a while since I last build my Pc. Fun times!

Debugging

TS humor

lol😂😂😂

NO GOD PLEASE NO

"I have always railed against ideological purity, or any other kind. Corruption is more interesting than purity." - Milton Glaser