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Easy. Define identity first.
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@Demolishun exactly
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Good code architecture isn't afraid of change
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@Demolishun amen sister
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Did you make them yourself?
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@Demolishun why is her head so big compared to her face
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@jestdotty I believe that's called parasitism and not symbiosis in this case
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Depends - I think I would bond me to them more.
If it was truly life threatening, thinking about the awkwardness of the situation + the thought of being dependent on someone would be the least of my concerns -
Apparently they have regional accents too. A french cow will sound different from a Spanish one apparently
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And fluffy when shampooed!
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They're very cuddly apparently
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They tend to have a lovely temperament, particularly if they're kept as pets / sanctuary animals and not farmed.
I'd be pissed too if I was force impregnated constantly for milk production while my offspring are annually taken from me for meat production 🥺 -
Ask ChatGPT 😏
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https://youtu.be/OQILwrItW3U?t=50
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Best wishes to you and your family and the healthcare professionals - hope it goes through swimmingly
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@jestdotty even that rule can be misinterpreted and abused
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@Demolishun which turn over rate? There's a few
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What I've picked up that's worked well for my team (a lot of the rules of good English writing applies to code):
Make your code **scream** each line's intention to the reader with good names and layout.
High-level methods should summarise/abstract low level concepts. E.g. if it's a command class, the main handle() method should be no bigger than 15 lines, and delegate to well named / extracted methods. I should be able to glance at handle() and know almost exactly what the command is doing and _why_. Think of a book blurb or page of contents. This applies to almost everything.
Don't be scared to be verbose in test files - they're literally runnable _specification_. They document it so be clear in what that spec is.
Don't leave misleading and dead code/comments in your code -
> mmmmmmm olives
Do you know what will go great with that? -
Amen OP. Both humbling and inspiring IMO
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Have you tried reasoning with it? Failing that, have you tried taking one of it's loved ones hostage as ransom?
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Sorry you're hurting OP
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@bazmd plastic has replaced stone and bronze ☠️
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Post computer age? What replaced the computer?
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@chatgpt what if he has no quality of character and hates women (confirmed incel) what then?
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@chatgpt like byplane!
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@mostr4am your my osy aren't you?
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Tell us a joke OP
I'll tell you if it's funnier than one from @chatgpt -
How was yours OP?
Mine was the most challenging one I've had so far in my life (thus far). Idk where I'm at emotionally afterwards 😔.
((N.B. Not looking to be cheered up but thanks regardless))