So I figured out how ostream burnt his dick the other day when vaping naked at his computer:

Once upon a Time

Derp
Here goes 64 gigabytes of original work

The dealerships finally have the paint job I wanted on the new Teslas:

You ever instinctively hit Ctrl+D during a teams chat with someone?

Sometimes we are ping pong balls being smashed from one side to the other. This is me, I'm currently studying a technology. Oops! Change of assignments! Plz study new tech! Ok thanks for the constant context-switching.

do devs still check their up time..? I just consider being up for hours through the night a normal thing

Mmmmm drunk food 🐓🦃🧀🥯🍳

Windows imgae viewer is a fucking spamming bloatware.

Why do programmer prefer dark mode?

That's right, because light mode attracts MY GIANT DICK.

A field stops getting filled after what looks like your unrelated changes get merged in

debugging hell

i deserve euthanasia and merciful freedom from this life

power outage, raaaghhh

My first prompt with grok, for giggles:
"how to disable grok"
This is a certified black mirror classic.

Stolen

Damn. Now I really feel old. I forgot I used to do this:

No more CRUD

I doubt.

you don't say....

@cloud providers

Dream threesome

age++! I now have 365 days to join club 27.

Update on my shitty manager.

He's been in HR training and leaving me the fuck alone. So it's a win so far.

exactly

the dark age?

more like the privacy age!

"in matters of the heart, always follow your dick"
Vince Masuka

JC Denton said it best

Got moved to higher prio project

- disastrous security
- Built with Knockout.js in 2016
- entire folders of business logic duplicated 3 times to allow for the business requirements of separate regional branches to evolve independently
- Application server in ASP.NET Core MVC but the *real* backend is a WCF service
- there is an outstanding ticket for a list view that fails to load because the API response exceeds the .NET serializer's maximum length. The proposed solution is to stream it down to the client which then collects it into a JS array and renders a DOM node for all 6k rows
- mgmt wants to scale up to the entire European region, not with a single installation but still with a single codebase
- the Germans want interactivity with Relay
- prod database copied around and cleaned to establish new environments, migrations lost to time
- read-only queries have a tendency to deadlock

What the actual fuck is this?

And you're meant to hang it on your Christmas tree?

What is wrong with people?

In my freelancing project, I encounter this, I HOPE this is a joke , but isn't a joke. Just wow

"You can't argue with the TV"

This statement is true when engaging with people online. The TV has told them what to think. Sometimes it takes a jarring moment to shake someone out of this trance. For some nothing will break the programming.

I can tell when someone isn't thinking for themselves. They repeat the standard media terms, and then use those terms to dehumanize people. They can then dismiss any counter information as being from "those people".

I assume this is some kind of protection mechanism. I suspect people are afraid of being wrong and their ego won't allow this. So the conclusion seems to be: people who don't believe the TV "must" have character faults. Some even have fantasies of harming those who don't agree. I have witnessed this a few times with a few different people. It would be sad to live like that. I don't understand or comprehend that kind of hate. I can only suspect this comes from the TV content. I don't know because I haven't watched it in almost 15 years.

The AP is a trillion dollar propaganda machine. If you can see through its facade count yourself lucky.

Pray for people to wake up. Remember you can't argue with the TV. Just move on.

On a side note. Viewership of traditional AP media is now in the toilet. So I hope that is progress.