I just hate it

One of my colleagues shared this today. Spot on.

ctrl+c

ctrl+v

fellow programmer: what did you write today?

Me:

Hhhh i feel the same some time

Dear lord! Why is it so hard to get this to work! Anyone know if its even possible to run lambda expression on JSP? I made sure everything is running on Java JDK 8. BUT IT DOESN'T WORKKKKK. I keep getting "Lambda expressions are allowed only at source level 1.8 or above"

In my case it is true ☺

Web apps running on a gazillion of frameworks running all together

Python...

PM: Please write more verbose error codes
ME: Sure...

Non-dev friend : hey I've got a cool idea, we'll create a site where people can post jobs and people can bid for it. We'll name it freelance.com. We gon be rich!!!!..

Me: okay....

Friend: so you in?

Me: No.

Friend: It's really easy, just build it like you built that website you did the other day (talking a landing page he saw me do in a week). In 2 weeks, we'll be millionaires. You'll do all the programming stuff, so you get 30% of the money, I'm the idea guy so I get the other 70%. About that, you in now?

Me: have you heard of odesk, freelancer, jobberman.

Friend: no... Does a freelance site exist.

Me: boy, it's 2016.

Friend: I just thought of it few minutes ago and my other friends thought it was a great idea.

Me: 🙈🙈🙈🙈😶🔫🔫🔫

Went to the mall with mom the other day,

Mum: so what do you want?

Me: (pointing to stress ball) that ball

Mum: stop embarrassing us, are you a kid?

Me: they are stress balls

Mum: take a pill or exercise if you stressed

My mind: I told you not to go the mall with your, fucking kid....

devrant a ni**a really need them stress balls

The moment when you as an apprentice have to maintain the code of a java web application which was mostly written in 2004 with java 1.4.....
The most terrible part is that the production environment runs still java 1.7 and you think about the fancy java 8 features all the time😐😑😐

So amazon doesn't where their features are in their App...

Love the italic memes ;D

First thing when using a new IDE... Find and enable dark mode.

WTF. I need sleep. It's 6:30am. OMG.

Happened more than once.

Without words.

Are software engineers going instinct??

When a client submits concept art.

After dropping my c++ book, I just gifted my python book to a store keeper, in the hope that one day may be her twelve year son will become one of us, a programmer.

What the f is wrong with apple!!!
Innovation is good when people can afford.. :/

My project manager sent this to me today.

Ice cream bug or CSS I love you.

When the code is full of bugs and the supervisor asks you if it will be ready for tomorrow

Npm install -g yarn

2016's version of using IE to install chrome. 🙈

when Microsoft just doesn't care about security

!rant
thanks for the idea.

That always makes me feel good.