Is it truth or nah? 😂😂

First pull request just got merged! Woooo!

Alright I lost my job,

now is time to shave

Client sent me a screenshot complaining of their website performance. After hours of guided debugging, I noticed a familiar figure from one of the images sent.
See the photo... Zoom into the toolbar next to play button... Yes! It was that guy pretending to be a browser.

Worst codding interruptions? That's easy: fucking meetings.

You know they're coming up. They start to drain your focus. You double check the clock/start time. You ask yourself if you were supposed to prepare anything. You typically waste an hour of your time over something that could have been a fucking e-mail (or doesn't even matter at all). You come back to your desk, and your focus is broken and you wonder when the next meeting is coming up.

100+ attendants in the meeting
1 single speaker

random guy every 5 minutes: sorry guys have to drop off

WHO THE FUCK CARES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

git commit -am "trying to make the fucking database work locally"

I am soooooooooo much bored to start coding again after a small vacation 🥲 Is it the same for all? If so show me a way out 🥲

This is a place for ranting, right? It's "Dev"-"Rant", right?
So, why so much hate when people do actually rant?
Kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it? Or maybe the name is just misleading...
Or maybe y'all just gate-keeping ranting - which is... ya, okay - you do you, you preppy tosser.

Anyway, on that note:
I fucking hate web-development.
I fucking hate CSS.

CSS isn't a tool, it's a curse.
It's like a soft black magic system:
This specific behavior can sometimes be created by combining these specific elements, but will fall apart if you're a gemini - unless you wore a colorful hat at your fifth birthday party. If you didn't have a party, it'll produce some random behavior of the deer-god's choosing.

Past two years when I was in 7th grade, my computer teacher taught us the first programming language ie Python. At first, I just copied the syntax in my copy, and in the evening, I searched for it on YT

This introduced me to a new world of programming and I started learning it further

Today, I went on the history of devRant that earlier how people used to post undefined rants. Even some who have knowledge can do it now!

I searched a lot about devRant on different media and got some bits

Here @AlgoRhytm asked a question on stackoverflow

https://stackoverflow.com/questions...

I kept reading there chatlogs

Many people joined and left this community (Sounds too bad). We lost many legends like @Linuxxx, @Skayo and more and more.

But still there are many good one remaining from ages like @Root, @Jilano, @theabbie and more and more
I don't know what I am conveying to you people but I will try my best to stay tuned with devRant because I love it.

FUCKING SHITTY PHP WITH NO FUCKING COMMENTS AND A JOKE OF A DOCUMENTATION WELL I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY THAT BUGS HAPPENING NONE OF THIS CODE MAKES SENSE AND IT APPEARS TO BE HELD TOGETHER BY DUCT TAPE AND PRAYERS AND IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING 200 LINE FUNCTION WITH A NAME LIKE 'transformData' WHAT THE HOLY FUCK DOES IT DO I SWEAR TO GOD THIS CODEBASE NEEDS TO BE FIREBOMBED

Let's debug some errors .

Told my scrum master that I got a new job today..

Forgot to tell her that it was a joke 😬

I did it guys. I finally used binary tree traversal in a web page. With fucking JavaScript.

“How’s life?”

जिंदगी झंड बा फिर भी घमंड बा

Who can relate... 😂

I WAS relaxed, now I am not.

What’s up with with passive-aggressiveness?

You app!

Rest is always good. Even if you are taking it after lunch or calling an API😝

Happy Holi Indian devs!

This thing really got me laughing.

I miss my grandma :(
RIP

Ahh the gems you find in codebases where only one person each is in charge of the frontend and the backend.

I was hired as Project Manager.

After few days, I discovered that:
- I didn't have a team
- I was also the main and only developer
- all the projects I was assigned to were late
- I was also the account manager and I had to explain the delay to the customers.

And no, the salary didn't make up for the daily loss of reputation.

I lasted more than I thought, when I discovered that customers were not interested in delivery either, as it was a kind of money laundering scheme

Interviewing intern today:

"What text editor do you use?"
"Notepadd, Word, I'm okay with anything."
"Like, Notepad++?"
"Eh... Notepad, I don't know about the ++."

Made a little program to draw svg images on an oscilloscope using XY mode. Heres tux!

Someone bought a domain just for this? He must be rich!

Reinstalling Android Studio.
It takes a while.
So you take a rest, exercise a little. Sure, it will installed when you'll come back ready to throw yourself into deep work, with fresh energy.

You come back.
There is a pop up: Do you want to send usage data to google ? Nothing installed yet.

Only Yes/No option. Where is the "Fuck you" option?

The CEO asks God:
"God, how much time do you need to create the earth?"
God: "uh, 10 billion years I think"
CEO: " You have only 7 days. Well 6, the last one is to fix everything gone wrong after deploying"

And here we are

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